Blizzard Is Like a Bad Genie

“Oh Blizzard, leveling feels so weird, I am killing mobs super quick at level 70, but once I get to level 78, it takes a lot longer to kill mobs, I wish that you could fix this issue.”

Wish granted! Now mobs at level 70 are 150% stronger so it will take longer!

“Oh Blizzard, I want to run delves as solo content but it is a lot easier with a full group of 5 people, I wish you could fix this issue please.”

Wish granted! Now it will be impossible to do as a full group of 5 people!

You can’t make this stuff up. What a joke.

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Blizzard™

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it’s funny cause it’s true. good post :slight_smile:

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it can be that way sometimes, thats why I said this. easier to just link then to type it again and again.

Future Delve Hot Fix Predictions - Community / General Discussion - World of Warcraft Forums (blizzard.com)

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You’re not supposed to clear all the delve ranks on day 4.

You see the recommended item level section? That means you’re supposed to get better gear before doing the higher end ones. That’s called progression.

As for leveling, yeah, you complained it was too easy so they made it harder. They gave you what you asked for and now you’re complaining again.

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In before an argument about skill, class balance, etc.

You’re only who I could assume is a Blizzard dev, but I’d like for you to know, the recommended item level for a tier 8 is item level 600+, and guess WHAT, I’m item level 600! So why is it now impossible for me and my level 600 ilvl guild mates to do a Delve that is tuned for ilvl 600, because we get 1 shot for 11 million damage?

I swear, people like you are insufferable. Don’t bother posting on the forums anymore, PLEASE. Blizzard can do no wrong in your eyes.

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And here is a reply with my main character so you can’t say “there’s no way you’re 600 item level”

“You think you do but you dont”

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I’ve never once said that. But running to the forums to complain because you wiped isn’t necessarily the answer. Use defensives, do the mechanics, have a tank and healer ect.

I’m not saying it’s easy or isn’t a challenge, but you can’t expect it to be a cakewalk either. It’s progression content. You’re not supposed to clear all difficulties within the first week.

You don’t get keystone master or clear heroic raids in the first week either.

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Oh great wise one, how do I heal at 11 million ticking group wide unavoidable one shot? One day I hope to be as wise and skilled as you.

And I usually always get keystone master first week and have gotten AOTC first week, lmao where are you at? Just because you’re a casual doesn’t give an excuse for content to be impossible for others so that it gives you a chance to catch up because it takes you longer because you’re not as skilled.

The only delves meant to be “progression content” are Tier 9-11. Tier 8 is not meant to be “impossible”, but, although I haven’t done a Tier 11 delve, I’d assume they are actually meant to be challenging.

You can’t, as a developer, claim that a piece of content is for 600 item level, and make it impossible for a group of people who are 600 item level. I have no issue soloing them, but it used to be quicker as a group.

A bit more item level wont make you suddenly survive 5m auto attacks

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Doing t8s for progression and clearing all levels is not the same thing.

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Looking back at my achievements, I actually got Keystone Master for Dragonflight Season 3 the first day M+ came out. Now Keystone Hero, if that’s what you mean, takes 2 weeks, it’s pretty difficult to get the first week.

Wish granted! Your single target healing has been boosted!

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