Ok, so with all the excitement of Shadowlands and it’s new character creation options being implemented, I felt now was the time to discuss a highly important topic…
Oh yes, as you read on you will discover a topic so interesting, so intriguing, so thought provoking and down right mind blowingly important that your eyes will struggle to pull away.
In Shadowlands, we’ll be able to customize many things on many races, but none will suffer as we the lady Draenei have, and will continue to do!
Oh the pain! The AGONY! WHY Blizzard, hath you done this to us?!
Our hooves. YES, our HOOVES.
The very foundation that supports our entire physical being and helps us stand upright, hath been sorely neglected for 13 years now!
(hang in there intellectuals, there’s a disturbingly accurate point I’m nonchalantly getting to 
).
I digress…
The very FOUNDATION upon which we stand is so poorly designed I cannot possibly begin to fathom.
We, the lady Draenei are FOUNDERED… the medical term for our condition is called “Laminitis” and is defined by the following (this is where your eyeballz ever near with gushing curiosity).
Laminitis: a disease that affects the feet of ungulates and is found mostly in horses and cattle. Clinical signs include foot tenderness progressing to inability to walk, increased digital pulses, and increased temperature in the hooves.
Now. A quick google search will reveal to you the severity of this point, and why it is imperative that the Lady Draenei be immediately rushed to reconstructive graphic design to relieve us of this endless agony!
THIS ( tinyurl. com/y5esdvmn ) is a diagram how how hooves work; the top left indicating how hooves SHOULD be properly cared for, and the bottom right displaying the current state of poor Draenei Podiatry…
Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is an absolute travesty and neglect of care to our hooved kind. As if it’s not bad enough we can’t find any shoes to wear, we have to live in an endless state of pain and torment with every step we take…
Blizzard, we beg of you. Get us a Ferrier ( en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Farrier ) and FIX OUR HOOVES.
And this concludes my concerns. I hope you hath enjoyed thy read.
Cheers, Sam.
