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Fatfreddy-emerald-dream · June 9, 2019, 8:25pm

100%

My gf was joking with me about how I woke her up laughing so hard at 2 am because of the fish feasts.

Holycow-uldaman · June 9, 2019, 8:43pm

Grats!

Keep it up!

Jarawana-emerald-dream · June 9, 2019, 8:45pm

Man I could really go for a smoke right now. Cigarettes are just analog versions of Juuls right, so it’s okay?

Darelin-darkspear · June 9, 2019, 8:52pm

While you guys are all having fun I’m at some random Texas wildlife park driving through a safari and getting pecked at by ostriches.

Squeektoy-moon-guard · June 9, 2019, 8:57pm

Ok you win. I want to “fight” an ostrich.

Jdpp-zuljin · June 9, 2019, 9:00pm

What would you do? Bite their ankles?

Squeektoy-moon-guard · June 9, 2019, 9:00pm

That would be my opening yes. Pretty sure that’s what you would do if you want to win.

Jdpp-zuljin · June 9, 2019, 9:02pm

I would just scare it so it’d bury it’s head in the sand. Then I’d go for the throat.

Jdpp-zuljin · June 9, 2019, 9:03pm

The wife said she could hear me through the baby monitor. Pretty sure she was joshing me though.

Squeektoy-moon-guard · June 9, 2019, 9:03pm

What a cheese move. The g-pyro of ostrich fighting.

Jdpp-zuljin · June 9, 2019, 9:04pm

You’re just jealous because you’ve been chewing on a nasty birds ankles for the past 30 minutes.

Darelin-darkspear · June 9, 2019, 9:07pm

If that thing pecked my kid I woulda had to fight it on principle but it was only after my hand. Probably would just have to choke it out since it has a lot of neck and lots of places to grab.

Security has already had to run a couple people off because they got out their sun roof to hug the giraffes

Squeektoy-moon-guard · June 9, 2019, 9:09pm

I just don’t play on ez mode.

<------nightmare difficulty ostrich fighting right here son!

Jdpp-zuljin · June 9, 2019, 9:10pm

Make sure to fight only in your underwear then.

Jarawana-emerald-dream · June 9, 2019, 9:18pm

Those bastards hurt! We tried feeding some baby ones at a petting zoo/conservatory and they were a bit overzealous.

Stupid things.

Darelin-darkspear · June 10, 2019, 2:51am

Yeah they are definately aggressive when it comes to food. They would just strut in and push all the axis deer out of the way and get right into the window.

Jugajr-emerald-dream · June 10, 2019, 4:56am

Darn twinks! Get them their own window!

Dangerjosh-wyrmrest-accord · June 10, 2019, 12:58pm

I’ve never done something like that…is there a general food all the animals eat, or do you have like a variety pack for the different animals or sections of the park?

Darelin-darkspear · June 10, 2019, 1:40pm

They gave us a brown bag of organic all natural stuff they can all eat. All the meat eaters of course were behind high fences close to the trails so you can still see them. The only things we weren’t allowed to feed other than the meat eaters were the elephants rhinos and water buffalo.

Dangerjosh-wyrmrest-accord · June 10, 2019, 1:41pm

things that would happily crush your car for a nugget of food