My current favorite is, “That is why you don’t poke a turtle!” uttered, by Toki I believe, during the quest Battle Victorious.
Tossup really… anything Khadgar/Flynn says, Trilliax’s “WeLcOmE HoMe Maaaster MaY I TaKe…YoUr HEAD?!?”, and Johnny Awesome’s line on “bear butts”.
First rule of survival, don’t get killed!
“Watch your clever mouth, ****”
Naughty secrets!
“You’re the only one who can save them! No pressure.” -new starting zone, Horde.
“May your yak always be clean”
Timeless Isle NPC, I think it might be the one that serves as the mail service.
“Me not that kind of orc!”
gonna ook you in the dooker
Thrall’s balls! They’re everywhere…
— Nazgrim
AHHHHGHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHGHHHHH - Tirion
“I had thought better of you, Baine. So tell me, is he the Banshee’s puppet? Crammed full of blight? Is he the bomb this time?!”
The Zandalari don’t seem to like me very much. Nathanoes Blightcaller
“Tyrande! I NEED you”
No, but seriously almost anything Illidan says is gold (mostly because of the delivery by the actor). I’ll settle with :
“Boldly said, but I remain… Unconvinced”
Foolsss…Kill the one in the dress!
Lord Victor Nefarius/Nefarian
“The Light will forge you a new one!”
-Xe’ra, trying to be holy and reassuring, instead sounding like she’s doing some trash talking like a Battlegrounds NPC.
Smartmouth eh?
And before it got removed, Garona @ BfA missions table telling us to “Get bent!”
Some of the lines in Shadowlands are HILARIOUS but I won’t drop any spoilers, just trust me.
An illusion? What are you hiding?
“I AM MY SCARS!” – the green guy with horns.