Best line uttered by an NPC...and go!

No contest.

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“You gots ghoul friendz eh???” Also any and EVERY dialogue delivered by a Pandaren to a Forsaken Hordeside questing through Pandaria…

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That was amazing. I had no idea that existed.

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I think it was the delivery that made it memorable for me, but “Men, women, and children. None were spared the Master’s wrath. Your deaths will be no different.”

(obligatory Dis pear, so delicious.)

Alternately, Mudmug on why he uses bugs rather than yeast in his brews: “I guess I’m not what you call…cultured.”

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I give Legion a lot of crap, but that was genuinely one of the funniest things I ever encountered in the game.

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Arnold Ymironegger…

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“I’m ssssailing!!!”

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that whole encounter made me realize MOP was for kids

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“Come at me Hellscream!!!”

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How do you get this?

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You’re fight beer spirits so I wouldn’t say for kids. There’s a difference between whimsical and light-hearted vs actually being geared towards children.

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NPC, Boss, Whatever

Thaddius- I…MUST…OBEY!!

Illidan - I will not be touched by rabble such as you!

Illidan- I can feel your hatred!

Arthas - The Light will abandon you, just as it did me.

Garrosh - So, you wish to face off against a real orc warchief. So be it.

Jaina- All I ever wanted was to study…

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Bloodlord Mandokir: “Ding!”
Jin’do the Godbreaker: “Hey! Grats, mon!”

Lord Jaraxxus: “Trifling gnome! Your arrogance will be your undoing!”

Calder Grey: “Do you know what I like, Tovi?”
You: “No Calder, what do you like?”
Calder Grey: “Murder.”

(All of Calder Grey’s quotes are amazing, that’s just my favorite.)

Forgot one:
Thorim: “I remember you… In the mountains… But you… what is this? Where am–”
I always imagine him with a 40 in his hand and staggering around when he says that line.

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Unlock him, then poke him until he does that. Have to be a warrior.

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“I do not fear you FRED (Fred was a corehound), you should fear ME!”-random Orc Warlock in Pandaria after my core hound (named Fred, they were named Fred and george after the Weasley twins) crashed into her tent…it was HILARIOUS.

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“Blah, blah, blah. Get on with it!” - Tortollan Seekers

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I still love the classic,“Keep your feet on the ground!” said by dwarven flightmasters as you leave… the ground.

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Maami says: Yrel! Is that you? You still owe me six copper!

Maami sounds somewhat annoyed.

Yrel says: What was that? I couldn’t hear you! Quickly hero, let’s go before she comes after me!

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Literally anything Flynn Fairwind says.

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Suddenly I have a visual of a Kul’tiran causing their flight path taxi mount to fly so low to the ground that their boots are literally just scrapping as the mount drags them along like 2 feet off the ground… XD.

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