Man excuses are flying.
they really are lmao. im the one owning up to my poor play and i still parsed much better than you in t5. 90% of my top parses in t5 have 0 squawks
same with t6 actually.
Sorry but drops are out of my control you playing poorly is not out of your control.
Iām sure you donāt perceive it the same as me though
man if only there were a reasonable way to get a t5 equiv weapon with 1, 2, or even 4 of your other friends.
My Best Performance is 92.8
My Median Performance is 83.5
Your Best performance is 92.9
Your median performance is a 74.8
This is for BT/MH so best performance never changes it only goes up itās simply only based off your top parse for each kill, your average parse is lower than mine, so on average when you kill a boss you parse a 74.8 and I parse a 83.5.
Now if we go over SSC/TK I was on Whitemane for almost all of my kills.
My best performance on Whitemane was 98.
My Median Performance was a 93.3
Your Best performance is a 97.9
Your median is a 85.2
Canāt wait for the excuses to fly!
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Of course its easy for you to perform roughly the same on average when you exploit a toy that literally removes the 1 thing hunters have to worry about as a dps loss 
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Chicken was usable in literally every fight of our parses in the above comparisons.
What other excuse you got?
I canāt make the 2 other people in my group that has a chicken use their chicken correctly?
Weāve already talked about this. Chicken has a 20 min cd, so cant use it on every boss in 1 night, and it can be messed up our the chicken can die to aoe before it squawks.
Meanwhile steam tonk controller go brrrr.
Lmao. Anything you gotta do to pretend youāre a great player champ. Iām happy to see myself improve on a week to week basis, but I dont have any exploits that bail me out of a bad situation. At least none that dont also severely hurt my own dps.
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You literally just admitted to using a chickenā¦
You were exploiting friend.
My guild doesnāt use chickens
It wasnt an exploit. it was updated to itās post 2.1 behavior, meaning prior to this patch, chickens were working as intended.
But you just accused me of using something as an exploit when itās working as intended are you okay?
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Because your item that dismisses your pet and returns it to you at full hp is removing the 1 mechanic you as a hunter were intended to deal with.
Your pet should return at the same health.
Thatās your interpretation of it that doesnāt mean thatās how itās supposed to go though.
You not agreeing with the interaction of the item is irrelevant.
Itās okay. I know in my heart your a lil guy who canāt play hunter without exploiting while I can still parse fine without chicken.
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Not an exploit, has blizzard come out and said tonks arenāt supposed to full heal pets??
Youre trying to interpret the item to fit your agenda.
Stay mad I parse better.
Stay mad.your chicken is gone.
Stay mad.
I never truly had a chicken to begin with lmao.
Imagine a hunter parsing the same as a melee that doesnt get squawks Lul
Itās a level 40-something Vanilla item. It should absolutely not be a top tier must have raid buff in TBC.
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Do you not understand how parsing works?
Anyone can 99 parseā¦
Keep coping.
Them 5 stacked is better than lust LMFAO.
Iām distinctly aware of how parsing works. Doesnt change the fact that you cant beat a melee w/o squawks in a meta where every melee has 3+ squawks.