Azshara Isn't Dead

So, my understanding is that we defeated the tentacle snake woman elf but instead of ensuring her death with a couple of chaos bolts and cataclysms we let the big tentacle boy known as N’zoth whisk her away instead.

Why? Couldn’t we have gotten rid of the tentacle woman elf for good?

Come on… as the most evilest villain and super genius I am not afraid of a lot but tentacles? Eugh.

:octopus:

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N’Zoth, “Witness what happens to those who fail me!” CENSORED

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Let’s not kill one of our last developed villains off in a .2 patch, ty. Glad she survived.

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Perhaps Azshara will redeem herself and save us all.

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Can’t just be killin off errrybody. Like we don’t even have grom anymore. Or blackhand. Or medivh.

That’s sad :frowning:

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Gross.

Pfft, she’s an amateur. I’m a much more developed villain. I’ve had at least thirty failed world domination attempts.

My next one involves a weather machine.

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Besides, if she was to truly die wouldn’t the wall of water around Naz just toilet bowl the whole zone?

:thinking:

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Everybody gets a like but you.

Redemption stories are for pansies. True villains go out in a blaze of glory.

GLORY I SAY!

Where is YOUR mind going? I was going for one of those Starship Trooper things. Like when the bug tore apart the cow. Man… you went a totaly weird way. You need help man.

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I mean… all I said was gross.

And that is pretty gross.

Who’s assuming now?!

This is gonna be good…

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Of course, but what would the writers have done without her? What would world of warcraft be if there weren’t naga/azshara emissaries on the coasts of new continents we go to?

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it will just end up like cloudy with a chance for meatballs.

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Would you like to know more?

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Well ive never heard of you. :man_shrugging:

Gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers.

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My gnomish assistant, Jim, is working on a machine right now to project my glorious face onto Azeroth’s moon. That way, all will know of my existance.

She says it’ll probably take awhile to get it to working properly.

Not really. Tentacles are scary and N’zoth has plenty of them.

But go ahead!

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Hey, now that’s usin’ the ol’ rotten undead noodle!

I’m calling it early Göstav is the final boss of BFA everyone!

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Also, you have a female assistant named Jim?

Goodness. You are truly the ultimate evil.

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his tentacles have tentacles. And those have even more tentacles. to the Nth degree!

Yeah. I found her in Gadgetzan and she was going on and on about reclaiming Gnomeregan.

So I took her there and locked her inside. A few days later, she had somehow managed to not die but the radiation made her lose all of her memories.

In light of her inability to recall her name, I named her the first thing that came to mind, Jim.

She’s my friendo now.

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