You will wear pants an you will like it!
/holds up a pair of pants
They wouldnât wear them if someone made them pants because frog donât need no pants.
gnomes are so small, you could easily have two or three inner gnomes
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Down with pants, they make pooping take longer for no reason. With a dress, the world is your bathroom.
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Are you sure you want to get that close to a naked orc?
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This is such a pants privileged perspective.
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A proper Orc is lifted by the sounds of his. No chairs required!
Imaging what you could do with a kilt. Theyâre much shorter than a dress.
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I could post a gif from a certain movie but I will refrain.
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Probably for the best.
By the light, tell me the droppings are not yoursâŠ
I have a pants gun.
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Well those are pretty big, theyâre yours arenât they? You sneaky human. That or an orc did it.
Youâre putting pants on other people, is it to distract everyone from the fact that youâre one of us freedom poopers all along?
Already is so 
No we donât need more awfully written faction conflicts which make playing Horde feel awful.
No they are pants I looted off bad guys.
Apparently vendors donât like âusedâ armorâŠ
Gently used is fine. Letting your pets use them for highly inappropriate things is not okay.
I tried to sell a vendor my perfectly good blanket and they told me that they wonât buy it just because itâs burned. Itâs only a little burned! But no, they arenât interested. Just letting you know if you go to the firelands, donât take something those picky vendors wonât want to buy a little burned.
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Take the blanket to Nomi. Heâll probably think itâs the greatest thing since burnt toast.
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Trash raptor Jani would elevate that burnt toast above every shiny piece of scrap in their pile of garbage.
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Nah fam, you canât blame my pets for what the previous wearers did in there pants upon deathâŠ
An orc could never pull this hair color offâŠIâll keep it quite dormant