I awoke my inner orc once. I woke up four days later covered in chicken grease missing 4 teeth. I don’t know what happened but I know I don’t want it to happen again.
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And gnomes have inner Taurens.
That would explain the constipated look on most gnome faces.
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A big case of city beef.
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My Orc is stronk! Zug zug!
READY TO KILL!! 
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Pics or it didn’t happen
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Healam just wants to see Lovefool in the nuddy 
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Nah, they don’t allow photographic equipment down in the dungeon.
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Vikings aren’t cool anymore. People wore that out like zombies in the 2010s.
Isn’t Lovefool an inanimate object? What you trying to say about me?
If I want a Noble Savage, then both types of trolls are all there for me.
Orcs on the other hand eat rocks and I’ve never liked them. Probably because their women look more ripped than a human male.
Tall and lanky, on the other hand, I can get down with. The whole having two fingers and two toes thing is pretty cool though too.
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Zug Zug
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You should probably see a doctor then
Most of our kind are too busy snapping Alliance necks than to be chit-chatting here brother! Lok’tar!
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Warhammer Orks are better in my opinion.
WAAAGH!
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This goes without saying.
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if that’s all the writers are capable of, that’s on them, not the idea itself. “Rise of Skywalker was a bad Star Wars movie, therefore Star Wars movies are bad.”
My inner orc:
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Limestone enjoyers.
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