No my inner goblin is telling me to weaponize mayonnaise…
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Funny story. When I was about 8 me and my brother snuck out at 1AM to run down the street in nothing but underwear. It was an experience to be sure.
Why? Obviously our Scottish roots!
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Now that’s your inner Gnome.
I remember my sister and I sneaking out at midnight in thicker than silent hill fog to go to a drive thru. It was wild.
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I think your inner gnome is telling you to race change Hawkens to gnome 
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Gnomes do not make explosives!
They do weird stuff like hoard pants that were stolen…
why you think the orcs don’t wear a lot of em?
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/Yawns
What’s up guys!
Mmm gno, they want me to eat raw pasta.
Or bugs, maybe hoard pants from my enemies.
Other than that I’m craving chili fries.
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They made Nukes, don’t tell me they don’t make explosives.
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Now I question if Uggolok is wearing any under his robes…
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The orcs love when we keep their pants and they know it!
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He does, but it makes it worse. Arguably.
Wrong one, Happy Birthday!
Yeah but they tend to make tons of stuff an focus less on bombs…
remember dr.boom?
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I can check real quick. Hold on…
I want to undo the last 10 seconds.
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Pants are for civilians.
I refuse to not wear pants on the grounds I like being warm and dry.
ORCUS MAXIMUS
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you know who also doesn’t wear pants?
Frog:
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Because no one bothers to make pants for them nor asks.