Are Dwarves born with a Beard?

Never seen any children Dwarves so are they just born with a full beard, which is why you would not be able to tell if a Dwarf was a child or an adult?

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Did you ever receive the talk as a kid?

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Women and children dwarves all have beards. The womenfolk are easily identifiable by their hip curvature. (Ladies got plenty of junk) and the dwarflings are significantly less crunchy than gnomes. About the same height and build though.

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Omg i have never seen a dwarf (or gnome) child…

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/ponders this new realized truth

Nope, but their eyebrows are amazing. You can see Moira’s baby in game.

Give us bearded lady dwarves.

As a bearded lady irl (I shave it off though) I approve of this.

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You seem to have it backwards.

Dwarves ARE the beard.

Everything else is just Old God corruption.

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You mean about finding one in the cabbage field ?

Actually when a Mommy Dwarf and Daddy Dwarf love each other very much, they hug each other in bed, and 9 months later, the mommy dwarf gives birth to a healthy beard, that will eventually grow their Son or Daughter.

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No, I mean the one where two dwarves go to goldshire

They are born with beards, boys and girls. They’re also born with pickaxe in hand, it’s a very scary affair for the mother.

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I think you need a microscope for those.

I bet they look like naked mole rats

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To answer your question yes: Here is a picture of my dwarf friends newborn

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But, has her child aged at all in those years?

Dwarves come out as a ball of hair, which when unrolled turns out to be their beard!

Cool baby.

Can confirm dwarves are born with beards.

Dwarf beards aren’t born.

They are forged.

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Didn’t you know that dwarven females are just a myth? Dwarves are not born they just spring out of holes in the ground!

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Wo…women…witttt…with…beards?

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