[April Fools'] World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

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I wonder how many of these will actually be implemented years from now, much like the old “April Fools” joke from 2006 “The Global Cooldown timer has been added to all spells and abilities.”

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You aren’t supposed to give it away!!

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We should all strive to have our specs labeled as clearly as Sneaky Stab Guy Rogues.
– signed, a Freezey Magic Chick Death Knight

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I try to get the last word in, but someone always ruins it.

eyeballs the next person that post

Kaivax, here take +billion :+1: for this post. :sunglasses::wink::joy::rofl::grin:

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Well fair enough, Quality over Quantity.

It’s just that only the “Every skinny kul-tiran human for themself” gag made me snicker and kinda hoping that long usual length of these joke notes would at least have more laughs from me then that.

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Here is my line of thought while reading

Update Notes WIP DO NOT RELEASE

Weird, must be a beta thing.

Companion App Update: Findr
Find your next tank, healer, or damage dealer at a glance with the latest update to the WoW Companion App: Findr. When you open the Findr feature, you’ll be presented with a picture and a brief description of another player, and you can decide whether they’d be the right match for your party. Features include:

Cool, lets see how it works.

• Glance at a player’s gear and achievement points for 3 seconds (maximum) before making a snap judgment about how well they’ll tank your Mythic Keystone run.

Wait… … 3 seconds? wtf … … OOOOOOOOOOOhhhh, april first.

  • “Shell Game” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.
  • Nobody:
  • Blizzard: Druids don’t wear clothing, they just shapeshift themselves to appear like they do.
  • Survival Hunters may now equip quivers.
  • Frothing Berserker is now 67% frothier.

LMAO

Every Skinny Kul Tiran for Himself.

So they are aware of it…

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Sorry Blizz, Like BFA this is a Lazy ‘April Fools’

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Ahahah, you guys have outdone yourselves this time!

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Oh, and hey! The orange transmog wasn’t that bad, but did you have to add a concentric circle on the back of the chest pieces?

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…I want to be a Death Leopard.

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Just a guess, but this is probably what you were working on that prevented you from informing your playerbase that the bug that was in the game with exp pots was not intended. Good to know that use-age of time was on something important.

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It could give you credit for all the needed tortollan emissary quest for the day. I would take that.

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Unfortunately there are far more than one. I’m just loving these jokes though.

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I had to explain the patch note digits to my daughter… in song form of course

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For the Death Knights that want the Death Leopard, be careful that the Hunters don’t tame you for a pet.

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Only after providing the appropriate Photograph.

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64x64 shell game request gang reporting in.

Definitely one of the best April Fool’s patch notes we’ve had. Games not in a great state but we don’t need to rag on it constantly people, enjoy the good stuff at the least.

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The worst part about this year’s April Fool’s post is that in 5 years, some new head designer that used to be a raid leader is going to look at this and think, “ya know, that actually sounds like a fun idea…”

I’m pretty sure that’s how we got Pathfinder and Twitter integration.

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SO now we know whoever made this joke thread is a Tommy Tutone fan

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Oh my word, I cannot believe I completely missed the patch number reference! LMBO!!! Now I cannot get the song out of my head…

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