[April Fools'] World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

[Wasselin-thrall (Wasselin)]

I hope Findr isn’t a joke. We actually do need better ways to find players to group with and join guilds. Borrowing from social media, which is designed to connect people, isn’t a bad idea.

[Shankcue-thrall]

Hasn’t this expansion been a year round April fools joke already?

[Netheril-ragnaros]

I expected news about Diablo Inmortal on this day…

[Dessalen-dalaran (Dessalen)]

Demon Hunters are bigger thieves than Rogues are.

[Baridorielor-malfurion (Baridorielor)]

Is it me, or is the April Fools day notes pretty short compared to the previous ones this time around?

[Fnor-wyrmrest-accord (Fnor)]

I always love April Fool’s Day - lots of chuckles to be had.

[Relictor-stormrage (Relictor)]

Your posts are laughable. Your suggestion that my earlier post was hyperbole was based on an assumption on your part, not a fact. You can’t formulate your arguments that way and expect to be taken seriously.

[Depardeau-dalaran (Depardeau)]

Companion App Update: Findr
Find your next tank, healer, or damage dealer at a glance with the latest update to the WoW Companion App: Findr. When you open the Findr feature, you’ll be presented with a picture and a brief description of another player, and you can decide whether they’d be the right match for your party. Features include:
• Glance at a player’s gear and achievement points for 3 seconds (maximum) before making a snap judgment about how well they’ll tank your Mythic Keystone run.
• Swipe right to request a match and immediately send a party invitation.
• Swipe left to completely dismiss the player’s entire existence; this is completely anonymous, distancing you from the other player’s growing vortex of self-doubt.

HAHA! If only tindr had a Raider .IO to go with it!

[Sorà-korgath (Sorà)]

I couldn’t stop laughing at the “Bae Blade” bit.

I guess you could say… I let 'er rip.

[Källí-dalaran]

• • Recent alternative healer disciplines have resulted in a resurgence of Virulent Plague.

This jab at anti-vaxxers made my entire morning. Yes, my faith in Blizzard has been restored! lol

[Cormia-fizzcrank]

General

• “Shell Game” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.

I would actually enjoy this >.>

[Hardwire-velen (Hardwire)]

Not gonna lie, I would love a cosmetic glyph to let me CC people by throwing cheese on their heads.

[Faeriimerlyn-area-52]

Ahahaha! I didn’t catch this until you pointed it out!

[Hardwire-velen (Hardwire)]

Demon Hunters stole all the abilities of other classes again.

Well, without any demons, now they’re just hunters. And everyone knows that every ability is a hunter ability! /need

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

Kaivax,As of the moment ,I could careless,Go right head and do it .Happy april fools day to you and all.

[Pärker-wyrmrest-accord (Pärker)]

Hearthstone Patch Build 13.5.1337 (April Fools)

So I usually do my own fan-made version poking fun at Hearthstone for a while now. This is the latest edition of a bunch of dumb jokes.

[Ragingcoup-lightbringer (Ragingcoup)]

This patch notes are fantastic lol. Please bring mythic level shell game into play lol.

[Avaerius-moon-guard]

It’s beautiful. I will Shadow Yeet on all the haters in my next AI dungeon. Wait a second here.

[Hardwire-velen (Hardwire)]

Is it me, or is the April Fools day notes pretty short compared to the previous ones this time around?

Necessary pruning. You can’t just keep adding the the April Fool’s gag every year, or you wind up with humor bloat and then you have to do another fun squish.

[Zérgling-thrall (Zérgling)]

Because you can’t stop being children with abbreviations, Assassination has been renamed. It is now known as “Sneaky Stab Guy.”

That’s fair lol