Apparently I am a WoW developer

I have been informed by numerous people on these threads that, since I am not excessively negative on every aspect of World of Warcraft, I am a WoW developer.

If this is so, I am asking Blizzard to send me the terms of my employment immediately as well as any backpay going back to the start of those terms as I have not received a check yet.

Thanks.

PS. I’ve also informed that I may be Ion. Please confirm if this is the case, and if so, please ensure I am recieving compensation befitting a Game Director. You may need to inform his wife that I’m married to her, which is news to me as well.

PPS. Also, just to be sure, please check if I might also be Bobby Kotick. I could use a yacht and stock options.

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Lol awesome post! I have been accused of being a Blizzard employee, but not anyone specific :slight_smile:

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Ion and the devs are doing amazing work, so if someone compares you to them, then that is a measure of high regard.

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Ok ion nice deflection

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This is the type of post that Ion would make to throw us off his trail!

(just kidding lol. clever post)

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We are all devs! There are no players here, there is only Blizzard. ಠ_ಠ

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So glad I’m just a lowly NPC…

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I usually have negative things to say, but I think maybe I’ve been accused of being a developer once when I had something positive to say. I can’t remember the details, though.

Blizzard shills are the absolute worst.

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Just a few weeks or so ago, you were critical of Blizzard, is there some kind of brainwashing going on, seen over the past few months, some people go from being critical of Blizzard to singing them praises to no end.

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It’s a possible side effect of the COVID19 vaccination.

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Possibly, if so must only affect certain people, got my vaccination and still am critical of some of their choices. Then again I was considered an essential worker so wasn’t cooped up for an extended period of time so maybe that’s part of it too lol.

One time a guy was using a canon lore guild tag to run a scam guild and was basically trucking naive new RPers interested in that gene of RP into joining his Ponzi scheme. This was keeping them from finding our actual community this harming that community.

One day I asked him to buy it and he wanted half a million gold. I said no because there was a chance he’d claim it was stolen and make Blizzard give it back.

He tried again later and I was going to bite but I played hard to get. He had to afk from the store and I think I made him wait a little bit longer.

He got mad and disbanded the guild.

Someone noticed a drama thread on the realm forums about it and told me.

I chartered the guild.

He apparently thought I was a Blizzard employee after that. He’s also been harassing me for years since then. He’s so salty it’s funny.

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I appreciate your concern, but know that Ion and the devs are doing their work with a high degree of excellence and strive to provide the player base an amazingly well-polished product.

Great joke man, this game has been going downhill since Ion took over with the exception of Legion, after that though, it’s gotten worse. He proved he is a one trick pony.

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Just don’ turn out to be Bill Cosby.

Hawking for jello?

Or worse?

I don’t understand? They’re doing the best they can with what they have. Morale and other working conditions are not ideal, so we should be thankful for the great work they have provided.

I’m pretty sure he’s doing a bit.

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We are the Devs. You will be simulated. Note: Resistance gear was futile to balance and has been unassimilated from the game

I’m getting The Colbert Report vibes

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