Apparently I am a WoW developer

[Pyromor-shandris (Pyromor)]

Oh no ,I don’t work this company I’m retired ,thank you.

[Rashiko-wyrmrest-accord]

“I defend bad ideas and wonder why people jokingly refer to me as a WoW dev and/or Ion.”

What, does every joke have to come with a diagram now?

[Qamaits-darrowmere (Qamaits)]

Being a developer is better than being a shill or a white knight because you have a marketable skill.

[Qamaits-darrowmere (Qamaits)]

Oh great! Assimilated into another collective.

[Tyiel-the-scryers]

@Asana-moon-guard

We are all devs! There are no players here, there is only Blizzard. ಠ_ಠ

We are the developers, put down your pitchforks and prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Sorry couldn’t resist.

[Armalite-emerald-dream]

I’m sure everyone here is what they say they are

Oh crap!

[Nobully-blackrock (Nobully)]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

PS. I’ve also informed that I may be Ion.

You too?

That dude must have a bunch of clones.

@Holylogical-faerlina

Blizzard shills are the absolute worst.

Not at all.

The shills are fine.

The people who are problematic, are the ones who hate everything about the game, but continue to maintain multiple accounts, and do nothing but complain.

[Kuwu-moon-guard]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

Hawking for jello?

Or worse?

Worse. But can we get a mount made of Jello?

[Fenny-wyrmrest-accord]

There is zero chance you are Ion. I am Ion allegedly.

[Khronys-aerie-peak]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

I’ve also informed that I may be Ion. Please confirm if this is the case

Aren’t we all a little Ion… cold inside, hard to connect with, oh the pain, the darkness, the maw

[Audreeana-hydraxis]

@Nobully-blackrock

The people who are problematic, are the ones who hate everything about the game, but continue to maintain multiple accounts, and do nothing but complain.

So true. They just love using the forum as their personal porta potty.

[Beatricia-atiesh]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

I’ve also informed that I may be Ion. Please confirm if this is the case,

Confirmed. Hi, Ion! Sorry about the coffee spill yesterday…

@Holylogical-faerlina

Blizzard shills are the absolute worst.

Not quite. There are a lot more anti-Blizzard shills in this forum. They are worse.

I imagine that competitors pay people to post bad things here. Why would Blizzard bother to pay anyone, when hundreds of thousands of players LIKE this game?

[Meezah-moon-guard]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

I’ve also informed that I may be Ion.

I doubt. You’re cool and I like you, therefore there’s no way you can be Ion.

[Crunchydk-tichondrius]

I know your not a wow dev because your on the forum interacting with players.

[Dalfurane-frostmourne (Dalfurane)]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

I have been informed by numerous people on these threads that, since I am not excessively negative on every aspect of World of Warcraft, I am a WoW developer.

If this is so, I am asking Blizzard to send me the terms of my employment immediately as well as any backpay going back to the start of those terms as I have not received a check yet.

Thanks.

PS. I’ve also informed that I may be Ion. Please confirm if this is the case, and if so, please ensure I am recieving compensation befitting a Game Director. You may need to inform his wife that I’m married to her, which is news to me as well.

PPS. Also, just to be sure, please check if I might also be Bobby Kotick. I could use a yacht and stock options.

You have a great number of awesome posts but…I guess this is a weird one.

I have no idea who even called you that but for you to take a random poster’s opinion seriously enough to post a thread about it says you care way too much.

[Bobsixpack-zuljin]

When Ion took over, Legion was already mostly complete.

[Gorg-alterac-mountains]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

PS. I’ve also informed that I may be Ion. Please confirm if this is the case, and if so, please ensure I am recieving compensation befitting a Game Director. You may need to inform his wife that I’m married to her, which is news to me as well.

Sounds like what in disguise Ion would say…

[Dalfurane-frostmourne (Dalfurane)]

@Bobsixpack-zuljin

When Ion took over, Legion was already mostly complete.

Tom Chilton was the lead dev before Ion who did WoD and Legion I believe?

[Tyiel-the-scryers]

Well then, in that case, he has done nothing really great for WoW except let it down, and his position needs to be reevaluated, not necessarily lose his job, but reassigned.

[Unian-lightbringer (Unian)]

@Sunzsu-alexstrasza

I have been informed by numerous people on these threads that, since I am not excessively negative on every aspect of World of Warcraft, I am a WoW developer.

Oh, congrats! I’m a moderator! Or so I’ve been told.