An open message to Anduin Wrynn

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Dear boy king,

You will never be the king your father was, but here are a few tips.

#1 Stay away from Jaina Proudmore. Important people tend to die that associate with her (Your dad, her dad, her brother, Rhonan, Sunstrider, Arthas, Uther) probably a dread lord.

#2 Utilize the overpowered beings of the Alliance (Velen, Malfurian, Turalyn and his spaceship.)

#3 Have you not seen ghostbusters get one of them vacuums so when Syvalanas constantly goes banshee form to escape you can just vacuum her up.

#4 (added) remove gnomes and their mechanical FREAKS of nature from the Alliance. (Added again) gnomes can stay i guess =/

P.S. execute Tyrande and Genn for treason

Thank You

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Name checks out.

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Treason? That’s a bit harsh. Insubordination at most.

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Can I just say that I loved the way he used [Pummel] on Wrathion, and that it’s not too late if he wants to reroll as a fury warrior. I see a lot of potential there and I think it’s high time he let this paladin nonsense go.

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Priest* nonsense.

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Unfortunately-Fortunately I am married with kids so my days of getting laid are long passed

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hey, i’d go off and pursue vengeance on my own too if my king was absolutely worthless, didn’t care about night elves at all, and i could go grab some ultimate night elven power.

probably come back afterwards and moonbeam stormwind keep into rubble as well.

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I meant Anduin
Thought we were adding to your list : )

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Doesn’t that message look rather pointless? :thinking:

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He got better.

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I’m getting flashbacks of Clint Eastwood talking to a chair.

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How dare you. Eastwood is the man, even if he’s going senile :rage:

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I love Eastwood. His westerns are the best ever and he’s a dang fine director. But that chair moment was cringe. I know what he was going for, but it fell hard.

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I could not agree with you more.

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That is kinda the point.

This is warcraft, people die all the time. In fact aside from one Pandaren dude I dont recall anyone dying from old age.

You do realize all of those people were fighting for the Alliance/with Alliance against any number of threats? Turalyon SPOILER in particular was assigned by Anduin to hunt down Sylvanas.

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Of course he hasn’t. Movies kinda don’t exist in the Warcraft universe, nor does even television, for that matter.

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Let me fix this for you.

No, Thank You, OP!

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Going? Oh, dear. Going, going, gone. Even worse than a certain other public figure right now.

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Tyrande asked Anduin for help and he wouldn’t offer any troops. Tyrande technically didn’t do anything wrong or defy him. She used her own forces. As she said, she’d do it herself.

Watch the cutscene. He never made a command to her. He just said he’d offer support for Darkshore after they get the resources to.

Elsewhere I don’t see how either one committed treason.

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