Am I the last true Orc?

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Funny, I hopped on this toon yesterday…It had been a loooooooong time since I had done it. So long in fact, I still had a quiver full of arrows…lol…

I worked on getting his bags cleaned up, getting his gear cleaned up, and noticed something…….he was walking funny! Then I realized that he did not have the straight back. I kept the orc true form…will do that on this toon…

So no…you are not alone…:grinning:

Edit: his name is unusual!

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My back has strengthened under my burden of responsibility. Each night I do yoga and have a Tauren sit on my back to keep it straight.

I spent millions of gold with the chiropractor in Org. I don’t want that gold to go to waste.

Perhaps one day a laboring grunt such as yourself can too afford such care.

But true leaders… We take it where we can get it as we know we may not have tune for it kater

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I didn’t drink anything. It was a contact drink. I did not inhale

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Soo…which political office are you running for?

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I wish you well Ma’am with that Hunched back…

"…Kyphosis, also known as roundback or hunchback, is a condition in which the spine in the upper back has an excessive curvature. The upper back, or thoracic region of the spine, is supposed to have a slight natural curve. The spine naturally curves in the neck, upper back, and lower back to help absorb shock and support the weight of the head. Kyphosis occurs when this natural arch is larger than normal.

If you have kyphosis, you may have a visible hump on your upper back. From the side, your upper back may be noticeably rounded or protruding. In addition, people with hunchback appear to be slouching and have noticeable rounding of the shoulders. Kyphosis can lead to excess pressure on the spine, causing pain. It may also cause breathing difficulties due to pressure put on the lungs.

Kyphosis in elderly women is known as dowager’s hump…"

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My maghar is hunched.

He is weighed down by the guilt of his past, he used to be a dark shaman of the iron horde. Even after redeeming himself in the eyes of the elements he still can’t stand tall.

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Piglets mewl?

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Warchief 2020 baby

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Work, work.

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For the Hunched Horde!

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STOP POKING MEEEEEEEE.

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If you switched to E-books for your dense tomes of madness and demonology you could be a warlock with a straight back.

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Wait… if this is Ion, why is my neck higher? He must not enjoy grinding dat AP!

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/has a permanent lean

/does this make me more orc than the op who has an option to stand straight?

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Fear not, brother, for some of us still preserve true Orcish culture!

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He not that kind of Orc!

Or maybe he is that kind of Orc :wink:

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Bad posture is a sign of true orcdom?

Interesting. Care on my slouching friend.

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Pfft. I will stand tall and proud, like a real warrior should.

Hunch back is mandatory for warlocks though.

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Not least of all is the look like constantly having to go #2.

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“Has not touched an arena”? His honor level is 4. He doesn’t do PvP.

This is the guy who is designing PvP systems for us.