All I see anymore is those wretched Straightbacks, strutting about Orgrimmar and these forums. The Mag’har were one thing, but now the Greens are doing it too! Straightbacks know nothing of labor and struggle! A true Orc’s spine is tempered and hardened, like the steel in his axe! These Tall ones’ spines are stiff and brittle. Any enemy could snap them in half and leave them mewling on the ground like piglets. The Horde was built upon the broken backs of peons. An Orc should be squat and square like the stones he hefts to build the walls of Orgrimmar. A standing Orc is just a green HUMAN!
Glory to the Hunch! Glory to the Peon! Glory to the true Orcs!
I was going to make this guy a Zandalari but I couldn’t do it cause the hunchless-ness and some of the animations made me feel like less of a spooky witchdoctor
Hunched over look all day!
Straight back orcs look too similar to Male draenei, you don’t want to be compared to the biggest laughing stock on the Alliance do you?
Pfft, I’d rather deal with low chuckles from a few ignorant folks than deal with back pain all my life! There are so many books to read, so much knowledge to be attained, and so much magic to master! Don’t need that in my life!