Am I the last true Orc?

All I see anymore is those wretched Straightbacks, strutting about Orgrimmar and these forums. The Mag’har were one thing, but now the Greens are doing it too! Straightbacks know nothing of labor and struggle! A true Orc’s spine is tempered and hardened, like the steel in his axe! These Tall ones’ spines are stiff and brittle. Any enemy could snap them in half and leave them mewling on the ground like piglets. The Horde was built upon the broken backs of peons. An Orc should be squat and square like the stones he hefts to build the walls of Orgrimmar. A standing Orc is just a green HUMAN!

Glory to the Hunch! Glory to the Peon! Glory to the true Orcs!

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That hunch is going to cause some health problems later for you down the line.

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Exactly look at the undead.

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Cant be an orc warlock with a straight back, that’d be madness.

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Fel is a hell of a drug.

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Health worries for weaklings! True Orcs die before then!

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True story: Back in WC3, only Peons had the hunch.

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How’re we gonna make another path of glory with straight back orcs???

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“And what, Gul’Dan, must we give in return?!”

"Everything"*

*Everything includes being able to stand up straight.

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YAY true green orcs who drank demon blood…yay ! Very true indeed.

Oof, guess that means OP is a peon.

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I was going to make this guy a Zandalari but I couldn’t do it cause the hunchless-ness and some of the animations made me feel like less of a spooky witchdoctor

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Lady orcs have never hunched.

-draws weapons-

What are you saying?

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You aren’t his type.

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Hunched over look all day!
Straight back orcs look too similar to Male draenei, you don’t want to be compared to the biggest laughing stock on the Alliance do you?

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Pfft, I’d rather deal with low chuckles from a few ignorant folks than deal with back pain all my life! There are so many books to read, so much knowledge to be attained, and so much magic to master! Don’t need that in my life!

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All these hours and not a single Garrosh gif…for shame

To the OP:

Straight back? We don’t say that word here, this is a safe space.

A safe space for scoliosis!

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I got the infograph for you sir

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