Alterac Valley Adjustments Incoming

In what language and alternate universe are pointing out croc tears, and mocking those who think 15 minutes is a “turtle”, remotely “hypocrisy”?

Fairly certain my go to retail remark was directed at the clown who suggested 15 minute AVs were turtles:

Are you that guy’s alt (the one who wanted a 15 minute timer)? Would explain a lot.