Alliance Rogues Can Never Know This Joy

Back when [Bride of the Embalmer] was an elite quest – you would skulk around the Abercrombie NPC and wait for a group (or a single foolish soul) to gather to release Eliza. Then you quickly /sap the healer and marvel at the hilarious results.

Good times, good times. Raven Hill Cemetery is why you play a (L29) Horde Rogue.

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Which is exactly why I avoid PvP servers. Nobody wants to actually fight, they just want to grief and gank.

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I used to do this on deviate delight at launch around lvl 27-30 but instead of Eliza I’d walk around the whole grave yard, crypts and look for Mor’Ladim groups.

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That’s cause Horde doesn’t have any of these iconic quests.

The person who killed Mankrik’s wife? It was me.

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Nobody plays a Rogue because they really really really really like jabbing swords in a dragon’s butt

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:dragon::person_fencing:

:man_running:

:dragon_face::interrobang:

:ninja:

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I used to have a geared 29 undead rogue a long time ago. His job in life was realm population control. So long as alliance had more people, he was going to kill them. Duskwood was his hunting ground. I shanked people everywhere, even in the town, as this was before max level guards just infinitely poof out of the air like they do now. People idle in the inn would come back dead. I helped the scourge everywhere I could. I loved reading the ally side chat talking about me. Was notorious after a while. Sometimes I paid redridge a visit, but I liked all the gloom and undead in duskwood. Fit right in.

A different character I made was a human warrior at 39 with all the scarlet gear. When I look my chest off and guzzled a growth potion, I looked exactly like herod. I went into 30s BGs and spun when the axe triggered. Blades of light!

I thought about building new characters like that but the lack of a dungeon finder means you can’t get any groups to get gear. Why this isn’t here for classic/crusade dungeons at least is still beyond me.

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This thread should be titled “I’m gonna tell you why I’m the biggest weiner on my server.”

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I like your ganker story Drain. It adds this whole new level to your personality that I haven’t seen you share before. I’m not joking.

Hell ya dd gang

I think you’ve mistaken him for a murloc.

Or a barn.

You’re a Paladin, if you weren’t aware.
The class that refuses to enter contested territory unless your hearthstone and Lay on Hands are off cooldown.

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You’re the one who has an issue with barns.

Ah, PVP servers sound like chaos, though a chaos meant to be…
I just know myself, If I die by another player, I’ll feel awful. PVE for me! RP wise though, a PVP server feels more akin to what the game-world should be. Two Rival Factions, and a Small world!

IMPOSTER!
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL DRAIN

:axe:

Actually a real quality post from Drain :o

I put barns in there so you didn’t need to make a comment about barns, and instead you just ended up betraying your problem with reading comprehension.

Mean. Let’s keep things civil.

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Ancient emoji. Only a true stabber could ever hope to understand.

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