Alliance healers vs. a lvl 1 cow

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Title=Who would win in a fight?

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There is no cow lvl.

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Kit would obv :roll_eyes:

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I just tested and I won.

Now, OP, it’s your turn. Take this IQ test and see if you can score higher than the level 1 cow. I just killed it, so you have an advantage, but judging by this post I’m going to say it’s going to be a close one.

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Bro I bet I’ll one shot that cow

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50g says this is the type of player to outrange and line his healers

I’d rather have the cow on my team. Neither makes a meaningful contribution but at least having cows roam around in WSG would be funny

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oof :cold_face:

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Since you did specify an alliance healer, can we assume that during this fight (healer vs cow) that at least 3 Horde DPS are simultaneously ganking the healer?

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Is the cow using any mods and/or using default nameplates?

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Cow has gladius, BGE and omnibar.

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As long as the cow doesn’t have the HHTD addon, I say advantage healer.

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Oh beans someone just put a life cocoon on the cow, RIP alliance

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When you say cow are you taking about computer on wheels or the animal?

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possibly. Or perhaps… it is a Cow playing a lvl 1 Tauren on a computer on wheels…

Either way the Alliance is out-manned and out-gunned yet again, though they might pull this one off!

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I’d pay to see a cow playing a lvl 1 Tauren on a cow.

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If the cow is actually a level 1 tauren, then you have to take into account the over powered Horde racial - advantage cow.

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Is said cow a melee with 2 other melee cows jumping in and stunning me with a couple more mage cows spamming greater pyros on me all while the cows on my team are off 1v1 vs horde tank cows in mid instead of peeling for me? Oh wait this is a hypothetical 1v1… I would lose

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https://curiosity.com/topics/cows-kill-more-people-than-sharks/

Anything more dangerous than a friggin’ shark is gonna wipe the floor with an ally healer.

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What would a crocodile do?

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Make better boots than a cow?

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