You look through the peep hole and are astonished when you see… 
clicky clicky
Swarf with two bags of doritos, a six pack of mountain dew, and a murloc plushie
What’s your next move?
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Call the cops. I dont recall giving out my address
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The merloc plushy is free to stay but swarf gets to eat his doritos outside.
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How did you get through my fence
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The same thing I would do any time some stranger shows up at my house at 2am un-invited. Call authorities. I would also grab my zombie apocalypse survival kit…
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Just remember.
He can’t come in unless you invite him in
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Try it lol
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Come on in pal, that gamer fuel should be enough to keep going til the sun comes up
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I’d go to bed Swarf didn’t have Twinkies. They’re essential!
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Pretend I’m not home. I’m basically dead to the world late at night. Or, rather, the world is dead to me.
You can leave the doritos though. I’ll snag those in the morning.
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i let him in!
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The fudge you doing at my house?!
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Tell him to come back at a decent hour.
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Is he “wearing” the murloc plushie, and nothing else?
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Not a werewolf gal looking to hang…so I’d sic the dog on them as who the hell gave them my address.
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give a 1 star review on doordash because you got my order wrong
checkmate
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I’d be mad you brought dew and not something good like alcohol
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Steal his Doritos and Mt. Dew for the game codes before calling the cops.
Eat the Doritos.
Discard the Dew.
Put the plushie on my desk for luck whilst playing.
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'i don’t usually look through peepholes but
invite Swarf to my group 
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