After an intense gaming session you get a knock on the door at 2am

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I’d throw the door open and say…

“Swarfy! Come on in!”

Swarf welcome at my house anytime.

My Pitties love visitors with plushies, even at 2 am, they guard nothing, they are ruined and will just want to play with the Murloc.

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Open the gate for him so he can progress to the Dark Carnival. But watch out for the jockey.

:ocean: :cyclone: :ocean: :cyclone:

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"You gradually look over Swarf, you know hes bringing the food and drinks over as an excuse just to see you. Your eyes slowly work your way up and you make eye contact, it lasts just a moment as Swarf quickly looks away while smiley lightly. You notice his cheeks begin to blush

You invite Swarf in, not knowing how far your games and activities will go this night, will tonight finally be the night you come together? Only time will tell

Swarf places the drinks and food on your counter and then sits down on the couch next to you. “So… what are weh gun ta play first?” he says softly. You slowly move your hand along the couch til your touching his."

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hahahah… yall are killin me. I needed these laughs

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What happens next

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I think my first move would be to send somebody out for a drug screen.

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Are you, like, an actual dwarf? Because then you could probably come in.

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im checking the translator but it says Swarf its a metal thing… what do you mean?

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release the hounds.

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What happened to the mountain dew.

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They mean themselves lmao.

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What did you say, inquiring minds wanna know :sweat_smile:

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Some attempts at wit are best left on the cutting room floor.

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Same thing Id do if it was my own family member.

Pretend no one is home

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Stay quiet but use the security cameras to steal the codes from the Mountain Dew.

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beautiful!!!

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Thank :slight_smile: that photo doesnt do them justice, its just the only one i could find where all 3 were looking at the camera. Photo was taken last summer

Dad in the back at a built 105 lbs
Mom up front at about 90 lbs
Baby is grown up to about mom at close to 80 lbs last we checked

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I answer the door in true Japanese fashion, which is to say; in full Kabuki makeup, swinging a katana around, and shouting jibberish in japanese.

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If the Swarf isn’t dying they better not be knocking on my door at 2 am.

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