I, Mizriz, will make a vow. A sacred vow made for sanity and honesty. A vow that will guide my actions and inform those who follow me to war. Perhaps even those who don’t. Hear me and understand.
Years ago the evil Hydra reared its ugly head on the BG forums. Attacked our all time most beloved poster the goodly Mistwidget. The atrocities that were committed were too much for these bg forums to bare.
We rose up united on the sacred day June 13th, and brought them an AV wargames challenge that they refused. Exposing the cowardly nature of their leaders, and sending rippling shockwaves through their ranks. I decided that day what I would do. What we had to do.
I announced my intentions to premade AV regularly with whoever would join me. That we might defeat the ugly beast and protect the innocent people of The Alliance from horde tyranny in Alterac Valley.
and we saw it done. The Stormpike Militia rose up from the trampled snows. And a few years later there was no more horde premade AV resistance. So I laid down mine weapons and made peace in AV.
But I was blinded by idleness. I was deceived and made to feel restful. Without my knowledge the horde had begun their vile activities again. The snows of the Alterac Mountains were stained with their filth once again!
Now my path is clear to me. I, Mizriz Snow, Lieutenant Commander, Minister of Truth, Slayer of the Hydra, Defender of the Alliance, do solemnly make two vows. One for the glory of The Alliance and one for the honor of Stormpike. I shall defeat these horde premades. Pirates and alliance slayers all. I shall defeat them, and when there are no more premades to fight. Then I will rest mine weapons once again. I shall fulfill this second vow and premade AV no more.
Glory for Stormpike!
And Glory for The Alliance!
