There’s a certain type of player. One that leaves, when things go wrong. It’s aterm I’ve always used, and as far as I know, no one else does.
The Toilet Paper Player - One wipe, and they’re done.
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Sounds like LFR in retail.
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hehe Ahh yes.
I like that.
And we usually end up cleaning up the mess after they leave. Just as much as their moms have to clean up their underwear they leave in the hamper.
YUCK
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Rich guy coming here bragging about using his store bought toilet paper for only one wipe. Can’t believe the nerve of some city folk.
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Depends on the wipe. You can usually tell whether or not a dungeon will succeed pretty early on.
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What do you call the player who stays even after multiple wipes?
Bounty - Paper towls that do twice the job, as regular!
Or the one that wipes and then uses wet wipes to clean up the rest after?
They’re usually called “randoms or pugs” as well.
How about a desperate dps who waited an hour for a tank?
that’s why you need 3 or 4 hunters, with 3 or 4 pieces you can fold over a couple times
the bidet
the crumpler
If we wipe on the first trash pack in Molten Core, I’d probably leave, too. I wouldn’t want to get saved to a raid ID with a group like that. If we’re wiping on Ragnaros, it’d be pretty dumb to leave.
As far as dungeons go, I agree with this:
Tank runs in and pulls 4 trash packs while the healer is oom, Hunter uses Multi-Shot and pulls 2 more groups, Rogue says “this healer is trash.” Yeah, I’m leaving. Not going to waste my time.
I’d rather spend 20 minutes bouncing around on torches trying to jump onto the roof of a building while spamming LFG for a group than spend the next 3 hours dying constantly and running back to my body.
Guess I’m an elitist toilet paper player. /shrug
I just hope when i go to an upscale dungeon that the toilet paper is folded over at the ends into a nice point, letting me know that the toilet paper has been changed since the last guests.
We’ll see how Classic goes but anecdotally, the number of Vanilla dungeons I ran where people left after a single wipe could be counted on one hand. It was pretty exceptionally rare.
What the h*ck is wrong with you people? Please keep your scat fetish off the forums.
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Toilet paper player takes too long to say
That’s called a min maxer.
Leaving after a wipe has nothing to do with min/maxing.
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Those are retail players. They’re used to effortlessly plowing everything, so the second there’s trouble, the run is no longer worth their time. These players won’t get far in classic.