Yiff
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No robber would ever get to my room.
My dog would rip them to shreds.
That is all.
Take aim, and fire at the center of mass with my constitutionally protected weapon for home defense.
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I know some martial arts. Only some. Though I bet they can hurt too!
In fantasy landā¦ perform some sick kung fu with swords and lasers. Iād take him down like yoda on redbull.
In real lifeā¦ probably soil myself and cry like a little baby.
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Gunna get a dog like in once upon a time in hollywood and train him to go for the nutz.
Stand up.
Iām 6ā6, 260. Iāma make them regret their actions without doing anything.
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Shoot them with my ak-47.
So much guns. I bet every house had at least one fire arm in America. But not here where I live lol.
iāll just talk to them
that always makes people run away from me
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Here in my State, he gets Shot without hesitation.
Have a candy sad person.
Well I live in a trash state so I donāt do anything at all or I would most likely get sued.
God forbid they tripped getting in or I might lose my house.
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I really do feel like this is the only way a Dwarf would handle a home invasion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u5A0H6PkqE
I raise his skeleton from inside his body.
Whip out the glock and threaten him with an aimed shot.
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I call 911 while 150 pounds worth of dog use him for a chew toy.
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I tell President Cheeto to get out of my apartment. He has me confused with the neighbors upstairs that have children.
Who doesnāt have at least two swords in their home? I have two but they remain unsharpened to remain legal to own. For some reason my state has no issues with people owning 50+ guns but doesnāt have the same regard for swords.
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I am good at archery and have a cool bow on my wall. But where did I put my arrows?
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I didnt buy that 30 round mag for baking cookies
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