Just for fun from these negative stuff. WHAT DO YOU DO?
make lewd and suggestive comments to them… i’m so touch starved… someone plz hold me!
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Pour the wine and tell him he can never leave…hes going away for life for stealing my heart…eyebrow waggle
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Rob the robber!
/Uses Pickpocket
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Actually the robber will be confused since you stealthed. Robber sees nothing. Robber happy. Robber gets cheap shot by Hella. Yes for fun you can include you character’s abilities.
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I keep a bowie knife within easy reach.
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Heh… hehehehehe… cackles evily
Ain’t gettin outta here alive… /shapeshifts cat
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I think it’s time for this robber to get some electro shock therapy. 2,000 watts coming up!
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Won’t a bear scare him more? Oh wait this is a giant, deadly, scratch-to-death cat.
I have two German Shepherds (the dog breed, not an actual shepherd you wierdos). I just sit back and watch the carnage.
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show off my goods, i live alone and by so i wear my birthday costume every day at home. That should show them! Also i got a couple of sparing swords and a machete i can use to chase em off. If i’m lucky he’ll drop his wallet while panicing.
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Shifts into Treant Form. I’m much deadlier than ye think scum!
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Realise it’s just Grumbles to deliver me cookies. I’d warm some milk for him and we’d share some pleasantries over our tasty supper.
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That got me a good laugh LMAO!
How come am I not invited! Lol.
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First of shat me pants, then give want they want credit card money anything to get em out. lol.
You are, good sir.
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But I have a feeling if the guy busted into Grumbles home. Grumbles would just offer cookies and the robber would forget why he was here in the first place.
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Call work and say, “This is one of your D units calling in a code 10 on a 12A at my address.”
And then proceed to watch every county and city unit show up on my street. 
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An equally effective idea, no? 
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Only the best. Either poisoned cookies or just lovely cookies with M&Ms in it. I bet you can figure out which one.
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