Ah welcome my children! Sit down by the fire and make yourselves comfortable, since today I'm a story teller and your papa.
It all began in the Elwynn forest with your favorite undead name Fleb. He's was pretty cute, strong, sexy and really flirty. He also have a companion tagging along with our hero, he's Wilson, the australian guy.
The duo was on their way to visit the Westbrook barrack, since it always have quality rp there in the realm of Moonguard. Upon arriving at the destination, they were shock by the emptiness of the building, it never happen before. So our champions put on their detective hat and investigate the area, where Wilson was the Shaggy and Fleb was the Scooby-Doo. They were looking in every spots and corners of the house, but nothing. Saddened by the lack of rp, they were going to go elsewhere, until some stranges noises coming from the basement.
Our heroes were dummies and they didn't check the basement, but our lovely aussie didn't want to go down. It was too spooky for him and going in a dark place on moonguard is a big danger. Fleb as the manly undead that he is, slap him and told him to stop being a big baby. He change his mind after that quick event and they enter the abyss that will mark our heroes forever!
When they hit the bottom, the duo couldn't see anything, so the aussie use his kangaroo magic and conjure a lantern. When the light pierce the darkness, by Luci tentacles. The wall was fill of unknown color stains, blood on the floor, strange torture devices and a lot of heavy duty duct tape.
It was the work of cultist no doubt, what crazed person could do such a thing, well personally i don't mind trying new stuff 8). Back on track, Wilson start screaming like a little girl, Fleb turn around and my god, there were 2 druids in bear forms at the basement entrance!
They slowly waddle down and my friend couldn't handle the pressure, so he logout, leaving our dashing hero all alone against the vile beasts! They surround him, ready to pounce, Fleb get in combat stance, he won't go down without a fight. They attack, but it wasn't no ordinary attack, they use their hugs power and get our hero down and they aim for his ears and they start licking it. Fleb was getting double team by the cuddling bears with their strange ear licking love.
One mistake those bears made and that was to underestimate the undead, he bite one of the bear nose with his metal jaw and the animal couldn't handle Fleb ferocious bite, so he ran away. The other beast was shock and give the champion a opening. Fleb punch the bear stomach and he karate kick his neck, bam, knock out. Fleb took this chance and get out of the barrack and he run back to Goldshire, the place of heaven and romantic relationships.
The end.
Here you go my children and yes it actually happen to me. Now eat your Oreos cookies with a glass of milk and go to bed. Daddy love you.
You're not my real dad! You can't fool me! Jokes on you, I didn't read any of that story!
Flebby-chan <3
you went into a dark and scary basement
unstealthed?
you are a very brave zombiefriend
unstealthed?
you are a very brave zombiefriend
10/30/2018 01:25 PMPosted by BipziYou're not my real dad! You can't fool me! Jokes on you, I didn't read any of that story!
You will get punish my child.
10/30/2018 01:26 PMPosted by SwiftravenFlebby-chan <3
Love you too cute boi
10/30/2018 01:28 PMPosted by TymberleaAw, man... misleading title. Now I feel like I unzipped my pants for nothing. SMH
Naughty naughty man tsk tsk.
10/30/2018 01:34 PMPosted by Aigeirosyou went into a dark and scary basement
unstealthed?
you are a very brave zombiefriend
Mhm, i have to be manly in those situation you know.
Too long to read. Can you sum it up in a few sentences?
10/30/2018 02:10 PMPosted by AeishaToo long to read. Can you sum it up in a few sentences?
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
10/30/2018 01:22 PMPosted by FlebIt all began in the Elwynn forest
I almost stopped reading, thinking of saying "I stopped here". I kept going, and was delighted. Now all I can think about are bears licking my ears. Is something wrong with me?
At least Fleb is a better story teller then the current narrative team.
The story was quite humorous and enjoyable.
The story was quite humorous and enjoyable.
10/30/2018 02:16 PMPosted by Korojin10/30/2018 02:10 PMPosted by AeishaToo long to read. Can you sum it up in a few sentences?
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
A good ending indeed.
10/30/2018 02:37 PMPosted by Jamalia10/30/2018 01:22 PMPosted by FlebIt all began in the Elwynn forest
I almost stopped reading, thinking of saying "I stopped here". I kept going, and was delighted. Now all I can think about are bears licking my ears. Is something wrong with me?
You want to get your ear licks, noted 8)
10/30/2018 02:50 PMPosted by InaibeeAt least Fleb is a better story teller then the current narrative team.
The story was quite humorous and enjoyable.
Awn thank you!
Love you too cute boi
your posts never fail to butter my coconuts =^ω^=
I'm glad my tentacles had a cameo.
/tentacleflip
/tentacleflip
7/10 had to turn on the lights out of fear
10/30/2018 01:25 PMPosted by BipziYou're not my real dad! You can't fool me! Jokes on you, I didn't read any of that story!
You will get punish my child.
*Bipzi initiates a vote to kick Fleb from the group
*Vote passes because nobody reads
*Fleb has left the instance group
Neener neener!
/flex
Hugs!?
Were you fighting care bear druids with little cartoons on their tummies?
Were you fighting care bear druids with little cartoons on their tummies?
10/30/2018 01:28 PMPosted by TymberleaAw, man... misleading title. Now I feel like I unzipped my pants for nothing. SMH
That's both disgusting and hilarious. Good job.
10/30/2018 03:44 PMPosted by SwiftravenLove you too cute boi
your posts never fail to butter my coconuts =^ω^=
8)
10/30/2018 03:47 PMPosted by LucifugeI'm glad my tentacles had a cameo.
/tentacleflip
Omg omg, hes here!
/swoon
10/30/2018 03:49 PMPosted by Jozbrez7/10 had to turn on the lights out of fear
The darkness got many scary stuff 8(
...
You will get punish my child.
*Bipzi initiates a vote to kick Fleb from the group
*Vote passes because nobody reads
*Fleb has left the instance group
Neener neener!
/flex
So RUDE!
10/30/2018 04:16 PMPosted by OlakHugs!?
Were you fighting care bear druids with little cartoons on their tummies?
Perhaps
10/30/2018 01:22 PMPosted by Flebtoday I'm a story teller and your papa.
But are you proud of me papa?
Great story bears just don't respect personal space always hugging - but I would like to learn more about this Kangaroo Magic - as a professional magic user of course.