A Moonguard story

10/30/2018 05:23 PMPosted by Tokyoblade
10/30/2018 01:22 PMPosted by Fleb
today I'm a story teller and your papa.


But are you proud of me papa?

Yes i do my son

10/30/2018 05:36 PMPosted by Dreadmoon
10/30/2018 01:22 PMPosted by Fleb
Daddy love you.


Lies!

How harsh of you my daughter, that my require some punishement sadly 8(.

10/30/2018 05:40 PMPosted by Marystuart
Great story bears just don't respect personal space always hugging - but I would like to learn more about this Kangaroo Magic - as a professional magic user of course.

Only aussies can master this type of magic my dear.
10/10

Would read again.
How harsh of you my daughter, that my require some punishement sadly 8(.


It better be whips and chains ;)
Come soon to stores near you.

Book signing by Fleb.
10/30/2018 06:01 PMPosted by Stronghold
10/10

Would read again.

<3

10/30/2018 06:04 PMPosted by Dreadmoon
How harsh of you my daughter, that my require some punishement sadly 8(.


It better be whips and chains ;)

As usual my lovely!

10/30/2018 06:10 PMPosted by Garindas
Come soon to stores near you.

Book signing by Fleb.

Yes, come get your copies!
That was an amazing story! Fleb, were you scared with the Aussie logged off and left you to your fate?

When the druids licked you, did they infect you with the dreaded (and often fatal) cooties?

Did you make sure to get the "well fed" buff by eating Fleb's Delicious Mushrooms (TM) (coming now to a store near you) prior to entering the basement?
10/30/2018 06:54 PMPosted by Drusillia
That was an amazing story! Fleb, were you scared with the Aussie logged off and left you to your fate?

When the druids licked you, did they infect you with the dreaded (and often fatal) cooties?

Did you make sure to get the "well fed" buff by eating Fleb's Delicious Mushrooms (TM) (coming now to a store near you) prior to entering the basement?

I have felt everything my dear, it was a horrible experience. But i did some test on myself and i was clean at least. And sadly no i didnt bring my mushrooms for my adventure 8(
Dear Blizzard,

Fleb here is better at writing than your professional writers. Please hand him a job.

Signed,

Varasssa Lightbrew.
i haven't been there in months sounds like i need to go consecrate it again
Wait they only licked your ears? What type of Moonguard story is that? I've been cheated, robbed, swindled of the last 3 minutes of my life.. Where was the alcohol..
Major let down

I had gotten my eye bleach and everything ready.
10/30/2018 07:33 PMPosted by Varassa
Dear Blizzard,

Fleb here is better at writing than your professional writers. Please hand him a job.

Signed,

Varasssa Lightbrew.

Thank you for the support!

10/30/2018 07:39 PMPosted by Aevelamue
i haven't been there in months sounds like i need to go consecrate it again

You can consecrate me anytime beautiful ;^)

10/30/2018 07:58 PMPosted by Izzabelle
Wait they only licked your ears? What type of Moonguard story is that? I've been cheated, robbed, swindled of the last 3 minutes of my life.. Where was the alcohol..

It have to be kid friendly around here my dear.

10/30/2018 08:06 PMPosted by Vicktoria
Major let down

I had gotten my eye bleach and everything ready.

I'm sowwy 8(
10/30/2018 08:06 PMPosted by Vicktoria
Major let down
If that wonderfully delightful story simply doesn't fulfill all your needs my precious peach, then I would be more than happy to give you the grand tour of the basement sometime. You'll come to understand the true delight in horror.

/tentacleflip
It have to be kid friendly around here my dear.

Pounces on and hugs Fleb.. You are forgiven Darling.
10/30/2018 08:11 PMPosted by Lucifuge
then I would be more than happy to give you the grand tour of the basement sometime. You'll come to understand the true delight in horror.

Stares warily at the tentacled menace.. Are these Basement tours open to the public or must one make an appointment?
10/30/2018 08:21 PMPosted by Izzabelle
It have to be kid friendly around here my dear.

Pounces on and hugs Fleb.. You are forgiven Darling.
10/30/2018 08:11 PMPosted by Lucifuge
then I would be more than happy to give you the grand tour of the basement sometime. You'll come to understand the true delight in horror.

Stares warily at the tentacled menace.. Are these Basement tours open to the public or must one make an appointment?

Thank you my cuddle bug, also i'm first on the Luci appointment list!
You lost your mind, Fleb. <3
I wasn't sure what to expect but it was quite delightful. Adventure, terror, licking ... all good story elements. I can't wait for the next one. Well done!
First problem with your story.. You don't mention children and Moon Guard in the same sentence.
10/30/2018 08:36 PMPosted by Yayayayayaya
You lost your mind, Fleb. <3

hehe <3

10/30/2018 08:37 PMPosted by Revannia
I wasn't sure what to expect but it was quite delightful. Adventure, terror, licking ... all good story elements. I can't wait for the next one. Well done!

Oh i will make more my perfect chiseled muffin.

10/30/2018 08:38 PMPosted by Xándria
First problem with your story.. You don't mention children and Moon Guard in the same sentence.

My story was kid friendly!
I approve of this story, if only to have a father who doesn't make me a bison burger...then goes out to buy beer.

What kind of deadbeat dad doubles up on the abandonment excuses?!