A beauty contest

Has a female Draenei and a female Blood Elf as the final contestants.

Which of them is taking the win?

The audience wins.

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Depends entirely on the geography. Alabama? The goats win. California? Vulpera. Worgen would win here, but they don’t have tails. Everywhere else? Blood Elf.

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I’d have to hear their visions for world peace and helping children before rendering judgement.

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:dracthyr_nod:

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Bah, who am I kidding. I’d choose the thicc lady 10 times out of 10.

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Well, I mean when the sore loser initiates a cat fight, sure.

I win the beauty contest.

I’m the most beautiful of them all.

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Which ever one has the better answer to the weird question they always ask the final contestants like

“What is one thing you would do to further world peace?”

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Which the Draenei would say “Convert everyone to the light.”

Or some other variant.

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Heads or Tails?

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A furry hooved bug eyed alien

Or a twiggy flippered bug eyed elf

We all lose

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Blood elf, obviously

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Going with the goat, sorry, but they have assets the Blood Elf just doesn’t.

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Such as in-laws for relatives.

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Debatable.

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Flat Blood Elf butt.

Vs
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The scoliosis is doing alot work for draenei

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Poor quality pics for both.

Neither as Lor’themar walks in and takes first prize! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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