9.1 is almost out

dang :flushed: itā€™s tru tho :weary: :pensive:

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Youā€™re doing it wrong.

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This is why I trust gobbos with my funds.

Almost out of what?

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toilet paper

give it a hand

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Iā€™ll just roll with it

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It doesnā€™t have a square to spare.

Have we even found out what caused the Arbitor to 404 yet? There was supposed to be an event in Legion that broke the machine of death but have we even been given any answer on what it was?

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Five bucks says that the Arbiter getting 404ā€™d is going to be like Shattrah in WoD getting overrun by demons.

Meaning itā€™s going to be forgotten about because it clearly wasnā€™t such a important event.

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She got too close to the Plot Device.

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Sitting here waiting for whatever cutscenes to be released like ā€œHmm, could I write better than this?ā€

And then I laugh, because I can.

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You probably could when you were 12. Itā€™s a low bar, seriously.

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Its sad, really. That a bunch of unprofessional writers have written better lore and speculation for this game than most of anything that has come out in recent years. Iā€™ve read through a lot of the speculative fan theories and suggested expansion storiesā€¦ and I was completely floored how much more preferable theyā€™d be than whatever this is.

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Almost like those in the community have a better idea of the direction the community would prefer than the rough equivalent to the Kroger CEO

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Written better speculation, yes, but as far as writing better lore ehhhh, we need to be honest with ourselves that a lot of the walls of text people propose often arenā€™t necessarily ā€œgreatā€, theyā€™re just alternatives that usually push the pieces around but donā€™t actually make a more riveting discussion because they re-use the same fragments that most people espouse being bored of.

I say this self-deprecatingly as well, I know a lot of my ā€œTHEY SHOULD DO THISā€ re-reads like absolute garbage when I come back to it later. Its kind of like the ā€œModders having to ā€˜fixā€™ the gameā€ mentality - we probably didnā€™t need a Dark Souls bonfire save mechanism in Kerbal Space Program just because you wanted one.

This is why Iā€™m kind of over using ā€œbad writing because I didnā€™t like itā€ as a go to. Thereā€™s more than enough top tier dook bad decisions from the suits, community, and influencers that we can discus and dissect for the way things are.

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Reminds me of the Mass Effect Shepard is indoctrinated theory as opposed to the multicolored ME3 endings.

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Hey hey hey.
I have a degree in English Lit.
Bullsh*tting is my expertise.

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Iā€™d claim I could write better and I do believe that. Whether I would write better is another question, since if I were given the opportunity to influence the story, WoW would probably be a romance-heavy political drama.

Starring me. As a plucky young assassin with everything to prove trying to make it in the big city while still trying to hold down a job and manage a relationship.

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Iā€™d almost take M. Night Shamalamalong writing the story over what we currently have.

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The twist is that this was supposed to be the good expansion.

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