dang itās tru tho
Youāre doing it wrong.
This is why I trust gobbos with my funds.
Almost out of what?
toilet paper
give it a hand
Iāll just roll with it
It doesnāt have a square to spare.
Have we even found out what caused the Arbitor to 404 yet? There was supposed to be an event in Legion that broke the machine of death but have we even been given any answer on what it was?
Five bucks says that the Arbiter getting 404ād is going to be like Shattrah in WoD getting overrun by demons.
Meaning itās going to be forgotten about because it clearly wasnāt such a important event.
She got too close to the Plot Device.
Sitting here waiting for whatever cutscenes to be released like āHmm, could I write better than this?ā
And then I laugh, because I can.
You probably could when you were 12. Itās a low bar, seriously.
Its sad, really. That a bunch of unprofessional writers have written better lore and speculation for this game than most of anything that has come out in recent years. Iāve read through a lot of the speculative fan theories and suggested expansion storiesā¦ and I was completely floored how much more preferable theyād be than whatever this is.
Almost like those in the community have a better idea of the direction the community would prefer than the rough equivalent to the Kroger CEO
Written better speculation, yes, but as far as writing better lore ehhhh, we need to be honest with ourselves that a lot of the walls of text people propose often arenāt necessarily āgreatā, theyāre just alternatives that usually push the pieces around but donāt actually make a more riveting discussion because they re-use the same fragments that most people espouse being bored of.
I say this self-deprecatingly as well, I know a lot of my āTHEY SHOULD DO THISā re-reads like absolute garbage when I come back to it later. Its kind of like the āModders having to āfixā the gameā mentality - we probably didnāt need a Dark Souls bonfire save mechanism in Kerbal Space Program just because you wanted one.
This is why Iām kind of over using ābad writing because I didnāt like itā as a go to. Thereās more than enough top tier dook bad decisions from the suits, community, and influencers that we can discus and dissect for the way things are.
Reminds me of the Mass Effect Shepard is indoctrinated theory as opposed to the multicolored ME3 endings.
Hey hey hey.
I have a degree in English Lit.
Bullsh*tting is my expertise.
Iād claim I could write better and I do believe that. Whether I would write better is another question, since if I were given the opportunity to influence the story, WoW would probably be a romance-heavy political drama.
Starring me. As a plucky young assassin with everything to prove trying to make it in the big city while still trying to hold down a job and manage a relationship.
Iād almost take M. Night Shamalamalong writing the story over what we currently have.
The twist is that this was supposed to be the good expansion.