9.1 is almost out

i love to party rock

yes! this is perhaps one of the most concise summarisations of sylvanas iā€™ve ever seen! sheā€™s literally just blizzard marketing a character that is pretty much never shown, just repeated statements of ā€œTHIS IS WHO SYLVANAS ISā€ and then they donā€™t show that. and i think the marketing is the real character sylvanas fans fell in love with, not the one thatā€™s presented on-screen, in-game.

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Ah, now I get to have a flashback to Blizzconline where they said they want to keep faction divides in the game so people have something to cheer over football team style at Blizzcon. Thanks for drudging up that repressed memory.

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Oh man I have a whole goody bag of stories of half (give or take) of the player base being treated like absolute butt at a convention meant to celebrate everyone who played because Metzen and Samwise wanted to be heavy metal orcs more than slowly dying old humans.

Alliance themes are only good at Blizzcon when its sexy cosplay girls uwu step on me Tyrande cosplayer Iā€™ve been a naughty troll er UH I M-MEAN FOR THE HORDE!

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Yea but youā€™re not everyone so I dont know if this is a good blanket to give to others, as Iā€™ve met plenty of people who get upset that I criticized their game and when it boiled down to it they assumed I was ā€œmaking fun of themā€ by making fun of their game.

Obviously my statement isnā€™t always the case, but it would feel disingenuous to say it doesnā€™t apply to a lot of people since, at the end of the day, a lot of people care about things they like. Sometimes to an unhealthy degree.

It also doesnā€™t help that this game is actually 17 years old so there are people who quite literally grew up with it and probably consider it a core part of their identity forā€¦ some reasonā€¦

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donā€™t say these things

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when you realize that WoW can legally buy cigarettes in November is when you turn into dust

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Hang on a second, I as 16 the first time I bought cigarettes.

Unless Iā€™m remembering incorrectly, I was a stupid teenager back then so I might be misremembering.

I thought his fursona was heavy metal panda

my personal favorite ā€œlove to hateā€ villain is Serena Joy Waterford, who is a critique on antifeminist women who use the platforms that feminism gives them to try to advocate for fewer rights for women, actually.

itā€™s hilarious to see how she regrets so much but doesnā€™t have the self-awareness to realize she brought it upon herself and these are the leopards she asked to eat faces, now eating her face.

but idk if wow will ever have like. the braincells to write something as deeply ingrained in feminist critique as handmaidā€™s tale. nor honestly would i even want them to try. just do a simple formula: give a villain a motivation and stick to it for one expac please.

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they knew what they signed up for

The only character in WoW to my knowledge thatā€™s ever brought up any feminism-related topic was Sylvanas in a novel, and Iā€™m not convinced thatā€™s not on purpose.

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blizzard says feminism evil. monarchies good.

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for the longest time i thought you and ursuola were the same people

The real Marvel villain MVP is Magneto.

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things happen this week! spoilers for those who care

so we blenderize desmotaeron alongside thrall and draka, finally dealing with vyraz and watching the primus do some magicky stuff to helya. i assume sheā€™s now three inches tall ha ha

anyways i spent an entire day doing nothing but wow stuff. weird how tuesdays just fly by, huh

also if you want the ring from desmotaeron for the golden hand mount this weekā€™s story quest is probably a REALLY good time to do it. second-best time is after the questline because people are gonna be there anyways doing the weekly that you get afterwards

Yep! This is true! I spent yesterday in a group collecting keys and realized I could have just done it today during the story event lol

CRUG came back this patch. If you
Want to count that as a feature.

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Good news! We are.

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very fun fact: thrall literally cannot die(fought a rare and he bottomed at 1HP) AND pulls enough aggro to be your tank against a single enemy (he does aoe bladestorms but idk how often)

go ham

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