You thirst for water… yet you find none in a place where its hot, rough, and no hope left.
Then you see, far far away, a little bottle of water in the floor.
You lean closer and closer, only to find the bottle is half empty.
You then try to fill it with cactus water.
And realize, the water is now contaminated, but in the end, you need to drink, right?
You drink, and get sick, but the thirst was somehow relieved.
To realize only, time has passed, and now.
You thirst again…
I cannot disagree with this.
Eternal thirst!
Where there is a bottle of water … there is a LaQuinta!
What a wild gnome
You should see me at a seafood restaurant! 
I like your shirt
Just when you thought it might be good:
10.0 the oasis mirage…
Thank you! I got it from Shorty’s in Ironforge!
Maybe… But that whole bottle might contain a small drop not enough if Sylvanas gives us the worst outcome in all the cinematic raids.
My take on 9.1.
Me: Hey Blizzard I am hungry.
Blizzard: Ok here is a bag of peanuts.
Me: Blizzard you know I am deathly allergic to peanuts!
Blizzard: Oh right, sorry. Here is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
I think it’s more like.
Whiny kid (Players): Mom I want Corn Pops
Mom (Blizzard): You’re getting Corn Flakes
kid kicks and cries the rest of the trip to the grocery store
That is about as terrible and backwards of an analogy as I have seen (and this is GD, so I have seen some stinkers).
You drank the water, right?
dips toes in water bottle and wiggles toes
I can. Last thing I’m doing when I am afflicted with the eternal thirst out in desert is approaching it cautiously, inspecting it, and playing with a bottle of water I desperately need to survive when I finally find one. This post is not based.
If 9.1 is a bottle of water it’s definitely Dasani water…
No, I went to the RC Cola machine next to it and got a Big Red.
The analogy I would use is perishable food in a crowd of starving people and they’re going to pump it full or preservatives and food coloring to keep it on the shelf well past it’s use by date.