It’s more like people are dying in a desert yet they can easily escape or just go over to one of the many oasis’ but since its not exactly what they want they are going to sit there and die and tell you about how everyone is doomed.
Yeah it’s actually Fiji water. Sorry to disappoint OP
I knew you undead were gross…but not to this level.
There is something about Fiji water that just doesn’t add up because when I drink it I feel like the water molecules are breaking down unevenly.
It’s just not built the same as my Swiss glacier water.
Just use tap water you silly
“Untouched by man!” Yeah um…have you heard what bottling water does to it? Leaves tons of micro plastic contaminants in it… untouched by man my Vorkai buttucus!
Yes… Analyze the Fiji water… This discussion is on a whole nother level
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9.1 is a bottle of water in the middle of the Arizona desert in the middle of June .
By the time you get to it ,its hot and has evaporated by 80%
No my friend, you are just losing hope because you’ve been wondering somewhere in the Badlands for days and you left your hearthstones in your bank
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We all know he ate his hearthstone… we just didn’t wanna say anything…
Well water > tap water
Replace “bottle of water” with “bottle of spit”, but I agree with what your saying.
Me: Blizzard, there’s no water in the bottle.
Ion: Well, you’re in luck, adventurer! You can easily fill the bottle by turning in random things you find out here in the desert!
Me: Oh, like if I turn in some sand, I’d actually get water?
Ion: No. The sand currency will get you my left over engine oil.
Me: To drink?
Ion: Of course! Different currencies, different liquids, silly adventurer.
Me: So what currency do I need for water–specifically the kind that’s filtered and not anywhere remotely connected to you?
Ion: Oh, well, we don’t have any water to give you.
Me: Wait, what?
Ion: Our pure spring water, filtered through the butt-cheeks of a Seraphim, and flavored with the joyous laughter of the newborn is reserved for our Mythic Raiders.
Me: But, aren’t I an adventurer too? Can’t I just grab an Aquafina and go?
Ion bursts out laughing. He suddenly stops, fixing you with a cold, dead stare.
Ion: No. Water is reserved for real adventurers; the kind that sit in Oribos waiting for a summons; the kind of real pioneer that does the content I want them to do. You’re going to like spending worthless currencies on my dirty engine oil, used mouthwash, and tea that I backwash into and love it, you filthy casual.
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< throws rocks at Lewka and Herne
Eat these 
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You’re a forsaken you would come up with something gross to drink
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Why oh why does dasani taste so bad and aquafina taste so good. They are both water. Can trace mineral content make that much of a difference?
But I like the texture.
Ozarka is the king of bottled water.
It’s more like a cooked steak with fries and mash potatoes, placed in the middle of the desert. You haven’t eaten in a couple of days. The food is salty and you now need more water than before.
Here comes the man with a bottle of ice cold water, but for $100, you can drink it.
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