Rockbiter Shamans!
Bring them back, Blizzard, you cowards!
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9.1 -
Rhinestone Sunglasses can now be transmogged.
New Jack Norman coming to a theatre near you.
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At least it isn’t a patch where all we get is a SELFIE camera.
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So… every quest is a poop quest?
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Story leaks are disappointing to me, as expected.
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Personally I think the reveal that we’ll be allowed to initiate a Bioware-style romance arc with Sylvanas to be pretty rewarding.
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Dan-simp-eur still refuses to detach from his starchy, crusty dakimakura, I see.
If nothing else, Sylvanas ends up a mid-expansion raid-boss, just like Gul’dan. Hopefully this means we get to beat the Banshee Kween like a dirty rug over and over again, so there’s that at least. Expect her to have the most 
mechanics, however, for no other reason than Danny Boi doesn’t want his waifu to go down easy for anyone else but himself.
Yes I am still livid over the absolute travesty the story has gone down all because of a handful of aging, out-of-touch nerds who forgot there was a reason the 80's can only be viewed nostalgically with rose-tinted glasses don't @me.
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@ Gentarn.
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Unsuccessfully Angry Pepe’s at you
https://media1.tenor.com/images/250d08e9ffcbe381d8fb088ae6524b57/tenor.gif?itemid=13155728
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So, I know it wont happen…
but I’d like for the various hiests we do to be a window into the ongoings of important lore characters on Azeroth. Seems a stretch, but it would be fun to do these hiests to end up stealthing and witness one of the Horde Council meetings, or be hidden in the shadows as Turalyon broods, maybe a scene where we slink about as Alleria is making arrangements, possibly more of Genn and Shaw elaborating on their concerns… things like this.
how will you feel if she goes ENOUGH at 10% and escapes to be the main boss of the next xpac, all while making constant appearances between 9.1 and 10.3 involving her smug, annoying, garbage-tier moral monologuing?
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Oh, I almost forgot.
For scenes of the leaders when we do heist, I feel we need an obligatory scene where we’re overhearing Lor’themar and Thalyssra as they prepare for a dinner date.
Close, yeah, putting ourselves into Danu-san’s mind… close your eyes, you are in the writing dojo: a negativity-free zone.
We get her to 10% and BAM! Nathanos jumps out of the shadows. So that’s where he’s been this whole time, just over there! He saves her, of course, and we learn the error of our ways.
A 16-minute unskippable cinematic ensues where the Jailer officiates Sylvanas and Nathanos’ wedding.
Sylvanas drops a music box trinket that summons a bunch of wisps who sing a song about her.
She doesn’t drop her boots though 
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Honestly with the latest leaks and such I don’t understand Blizzard’s writing anymore. I was always iffy but it certainly feels to the point now that they don’t care to build their characters whatsoever.
It’s such a shame.
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If anyone is actually going to take the time to watch today can you keep track of how many questions they try to answer with “Well Sylvanas…”
Is curious, goes to look
If Blizzard wanted to use Arthas why the hell didn’t they just USE Arthas?
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Yeah I actually assumed it was Arthas before I actually looked at the text.