to actually read the forums and contribute constructively?
and here I hoped someone had figured me out 
Grabs party hat and booze
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forgot and kicks the dogā¦ most important part. wouldāve said wife or girlfriend but seeing how you celebrate for something from the WoW forums you clearly are a dog person. 
Canāt hear you over all this celebrating.
clearly you hear better with your eyes
Seconds turn into minutes and minutes are turning into hours and hours areā¦
this guy is still here.
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yet another mystery of the universe that Blizz has failed to address. 
You doing OK my dude? You seem a bit odd.
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Try logging out and back in.
It seems neither of us use body parts the way theyāre intended since you speak with your rear mouth. 
Your seconds are up, btw.
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That moment you realize you threw the best years of your life away and have nothing to show for it.
A little sympathy wouldnāt kill you people.
Man, all that time spent and never getting past level 39. Wow is a cold, harsh mistress.
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If you are using your rear as a mouth, you pal are way beyond my help. 
really
Well, since quitting didnāt work out so well for you I can give you a few gold to buy some heirlooms! How about it, little guy?
quitters are spittersā¦ I mean 
you know 
Gotcha. Tell you what. You seem like a nice kid so Iāll just give you some gold to keep up with that spit/swallow habit of yours. 
an that my friends is how you identify the sexual predators on WoW forums 
By chewing on tobacco? Youāre an odd sort.
too late pal āTo Catch a Predatorā already has your IP pinged and are in route!