-Clad in gold (very weak metal, used only for aesthetic reasons) armour that does not even fully cover the body.
-Solely protected by an invisible shield that exists only in his mind (psychic).
-Shouts out “Honour, guide me!” in the middle of firefight, standing tall in the midst of it all.
-Proceeds to charge and punch down a 2000 ton tank with ease and conviction.
-Goes back to his enclave to immediately be warped upon another world, against another opponent.
-Does not even care about justifying why he is brutalizing races across the universe, as that is the Conclave’s job.
-Leaves entire worlds sterelized with scorching plasma because he saw a weird cockroach crawling beneath a fridge, somewhere in the planet.
-Refuses to elaborate and carries on the grind.
This is why Terrans and Zergs hate Toss players. The secret reason.
Toss is too chad, our goals incomprehensible to the soft-headed race players, our purposes far beyond what they can concieve.
They can lobby Blizz to nerf us over and over again, but they can never diminish that sense of inferiority, in the back of their minds, tormenting them like a Dark Templar dropped in a mineral line, forever and unceasing.
Eh, all the protoss prancing around like schoolgirls and talking about religion gets old. Bunch of cultists if you ask me. Preachy yellow nancies yammering on about some manure called Khalah, and walking around like they have a stick up their orifice.
I’m Terran, and honestly, if I was watching the superbowl with some friends, I would way rather have some zerg over than a bunch of annoying protoss.
The Protoss song…
I have big shields, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars
I want to be a Protoss, just like my dear Mama
Such coping can only come from a guy that loses expensive, 2K ton armoured vehicles, to blue punching Chad.
You may dismiss the Khala, it must be easy to do so, for one such as you, with a mind so numb and soft, you cannot even project your own psy-shield, and need to dress up in a tin can, to even survive in space.
Too bad your Ghost girls do not dismiss, though. They keep clotting down the psy-lines with feeble atempts at Alarak booty calls.
As a representative of the zerg race, I for one will not be joining the terran in watching sports and playing cod. I will be a hard working member of my society by procreating as much as possible to give my queen the mindless army she deserves. Now back to banging that beautiful backside of that roach.
You weren’t invited anyway. I only said that to make protoss feel alienated. Go play with your queens. Last time I had zerg over I spent a week getting all the creep out of the couch cushions. And don’t even get me started on what sort of snacks you guys like.
like you are haveing sex, lmao, your whole race is made in testubes, through dna manipulation, and then after you die your bodies are placed in machines to keep you function after death, never knowing what procreation feels like. Haha.
@Gabriel, you tried to feed us lettuce and soy, that is not food. However your buddy fred was quite delicious. You need more snacks like that. That is good food, that long pig, mmmm delicious.
New queen is half terran not toss, nice try buddy. I will say, i do not like the new queen, she has a stick up her orifice and keeps whining about a reynor, what ever the hell a reynor is, and shes mean, at least twice a cycle, and bleeds from her orifice. That is not zerg. that is not right. The rest of the hive thinks we need to give her back to the terrans but she wont leave, says she take us all for child support what ever that is, and take custody of our children. We are scared of her.
you are sadly mistaken. and we are sadly under her control. Gabriel please take her back, she’s bleeding again and just wiped out an entire colony because her stick stopped vibrating.
she is only queen, the others are suboridant mothers. Now i have to ask a favor jonus, what kind of deal can we make on the golden capital ship, as well as a big taldarime crystal. New queen thinks there pretty and wants them, wants to put the crystal on her finger, we find this weird and disturbing.
Terran is the only real race anyway. Zerg and protoss are both the failed experiments of a bunch of space squids hanging out in the void. We terrans are au naturale.