Give me a while, I’ll search around my paper work and find my doctor’s diagnosis, where he wrote “FATAL” I the margin. That was in 2012.
I also have a Meyers-briggs test where I scored an perfect or almost perfect score in every category, in spite of my medical illnesses and being drugged from pain medicine and stuff before taking the test.
Might take a few minutes to find those mediclal records and also the paperwork from the Myers briggs test, but I’m pretty sure I know where they are, so I might upload it to Facebook or YouTube to show yo uI’m not lying on either account.
As for MENSA, they no longer allow the full test online, but in 2001 you could still take the full membership test on the internet, which I did. I got a 180I.Q. score on the first try, and a 187I.Q. score on the second try, and got inducte dinto the MENSA High I.Q. Society, and at the time was the second highest official score on record.
You can actually search their archives. My name is “Wade Daniel Smith” and my birthday is December 4 1980. That should be enough infor to find my Official MENSA score from before I got sick.
Who would have though, permanent records of stuff works, even if I am not able to play like that any more, I might be able to prove how wrong YOU are anyway…
Well, the average computer programmer has an I.Q. about 145.
This means the Blizzard development team is not intelligent enough to understand why my analysis of the game is better than their own designs in both SC1 and SC2.
No joke, and if I can’t find a copy of my medical records from that month, I can probably get my doctor to pull it from his archives the next time I visit my doctor.
God is my witness, I lost 40-something points off my I.Q. due to illness, and I’m still 99th percentile.
So, in conclusion, Zergs who don’t make Queens in Brodowar SUCK and don’t know what they are doing…
I’ll keep looking, but I just found some other evidence tha tIm not lying, which is my test scores from going back to college, where I tested out of all the first and second semester courses, blind, including Statistics and European history, which I literally had never taken a formal statistics course, and hadn’t studied European History in 1997.
Anyway, I took like 10 test outs, including the biology courses and statistics and history and sociology and psychology, pretty much all my electives and some of the major requirements, and test out of all of them…with no prior formal education in those things.
I’ll pos tthat to YouTube along with my Myers-Briggs score and my differential diagnosis of “FATAL” neurological illness, assuming I can find that, but it’s buried somewhere under a pile of rubbish in my room, I’ll find it though.
Im not sure where the correct differential diagnosis is, but I’ll keep looking. I found an early differential diagnosis, in which the doctor ws testing me for all known pathogens to see if I had HIV or Hep C or pretty much any other known virus, bacteria, or prion, etc. between him and another doctor I was seeing, the pretty much tested me for everything known to mankind, and everything came up negative, except this diagnosis does mention High A1C, but my blood sugar was perfectly normal, this paradox delayed successful diagnosis of Type 2 Diabetes for several years, because my sugar is never actually out of normal, but my A1C runs very, very high, which over time causes progressive perirpheral poly neuropathy and…Death. For a whiel I also struggled with high blood iron and high blood calcium, which causes further nerve damage…insanity…and death.
Edit:
Okay, I found part of my medical records dating back to 2014, and my doctor wrote a letter qualifying me for Social Security disability an dalso for aid in tryin gto go back to college again for “Moderately severe and debilitating pain due to Peripheral Neuropathy causing it to be difficult to concentrate and contribuging to depression and anxiety”.
now he is a Diagnostician specializeing in INternal Medicine, not Psychiatry, it wasn’t until literally 2 months ago that I was diagnosed as schizoaffective, but again, before 2004 I never had mental health problems.
I also have papers from a neurologist doing an MRI on me to check for brain damage/lesions from Wilson’s disease, because that was an early theory, which the neurologist ruled that out, but told me I had “some unknown toxin” in my blood causing the pain, but he couldn’t figure out what it was.
turns out it was iron, calcium, and A1C, namely “Type 2 Diabetes”.
I take about literally 20 times more nerve block medicine than the average Type 2 Diabetes patient, and sometimes that isn’t enough to stop the pain.
I will post this letter to YouTube so you can see I’m not lying and that’s about 90% of the reason I can’t just log onto bnet and smoke anyone I want to beat right now to this day.
Let me quote that part of the letter exactly, because I got some language in the wrong order initially:
"To whom it may concern:
Mr Smith has Idiopathic (Undiagnosed) Peripheral Neuropathy, possible fibromyalgia, anxiety and depression. His last visit was today (8/15/14).
he has Generalized pain, fatigue, weakness (at th etime I couldnt’ walk 100 yards without crying,) which are moderately severe and debilitating. It is hard for him to concentrate.
This diagnosis is based on history of physicals and numerous (laboratory) tests.
emphasis here.
“MEDICATION IMPROVE HIS PAIN AND DEPRESSION, BUT WILL NOT MAKE HIM NORMAL.”
“Please give him every consideration due to the above.”
Type 2 Diabetes will KILL you. It is progressive, irreversible, and harms every organ in the body, including the brain, and mine went undiagnosed for TEN years after the first symptoms started, partly because of MY fault of being afraid to report my symptoms to a doctor, because I was already pretty sure the pain had driven me insane, but by 2012 it was “bite your tongue fo rpain and gnaw on a pillow to keep from biting my own tongue off” pain, and I had to tell a doctor, insane or no insane, and he immediately knew the symptom was real and that I needed a massive does of Neurontin to stop the pain, but there’s like 10 unrelated illnesses that can cause Neuropathy, and it took several years to rule them all out.
I’ll post it to youtube, so you can see how hard his writing is to read.
ANYWAY.
If I knew in 2001 that they paid people 400 000 per year to play Broodwar, I would have been playing in Korea instead of working a full time job, because no one player could ever beat me in Broodwar in 2001, by the time I figured out how to beat 4You…
And yes, the way to beat 4You or Boxer in ZvT is to make 6 queens immediately after your first 3 Lurkers, and collect your win, because they have no answer when I have max ground an 12 guardians and 6 queens and 6 defilers, just like protoss has no answer when I get 6 queens and 6 defilers…because they can’t make high templar, and they can’t make Arbiters ecause Scourge kill those so easily, and making Carriers is suicide, and I just plague/ensnare anything he makes anyway.
Try it. in Brodoar, from a guy who really knows what he’s talking about, if you aren’t making Queens in Broodwar as Zerg, it’s because you SUCK.
Korean pros never make Queens, but God is my witness, I eat Koreans for lunch…never have been impressed with most of them, other than 4You.
I just made a video, and you know I really do believe in an Almighty God, I just madea video explaining this, which I’m uploading to Facebook, and at the end of the video, I place my left hand on a King James Bible and raise my right hand to heaven, and like this:
“I Swear to God, to the best of my knowledge, I am the real best Zerg to ever play StarCraft: Broodwar. So Help Me God.”
Its unfair to me that I was beating Korean pro gamers in 2001 before I even knew Korean pro gaming was a thing. Like I said, if I knew in 2001 that they paid people hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to play StarCraft, I’d have quit my job and moved to Korea, because I beat some of the same players online, and that wasn’t even a smurf account, that was his main account, and he made more money on one tournament than I make in a year working a full time job.
I’ll do it again when I get my other camera working.
Left hand on the King James Bible, Right hand raised to heaven.
“I Swear, so Help Me God and to the best of my knowledge, I AM THE REAL BEST ZERG TO EVER PLAY STARCRFT BROODWAR.”
And I couldn’t get Blizzard to take my balance suggestions in Broodwar, because the B+ and A+ players on SC1 Forums told the Blizzard development team not to listen to me, that I was “a noob”…even though I TRASHED players who beat them silly in real private and public challenge games.
Aroudn 2006 -2007, evne though I was seriously ill and lost most of my skills by then, I couldnt’ get people to play me in 1vs1, except Sryker, play, g5, Gretorp anyway, because I beat EVERYONE in 1vs1 and 2vs2 and 3vs3, and I even beat everyone in 1vs2 and 1vs3 handicap matches (other than actual pro gamers anyway).
So one day, I was in a public game I created, in the lobby, and waiting on people to join a “3vs3 experts” game, this is in 2007 I think, and three “good but not really experts” players joined the game, and I told them, "I’ll 1vs3 all of you "
And they wouldn’t play me, the 3 of them against me, because they already knew I could 1vs3 all of them, they wanted someone on their team that could match me, which was Gretorp, because he was the only player who (sometimes) played 3vs3 who could match me…
But I ddi, I told them I’d 1vs3 all ofthem, and they refused to play me, and I wsn’t even playing Zerg then, I was playing Terran…and couldn’t play above 65 apm at the time, because my illness at the time wa sstill undiagnosed. Iv’e since recovered to 120apm, but that’s not enough to play the game the way I did in 2001.
I have archived replays on Battlereports of me wining 1vs3A+ Protoss on BGH and winning 1vs3 “Experts” protoss on The Hunters, as Zerg, which is actually a bad matchup for the Zerg.
Now, people THINK they are an expert, until they get beat by an actual expert.
They thought the right thing to do was zealot all-in me, but they were wrong, I can 1vs7 Protoss A.I’s as Zerg, at least I could back then, I can’t any more because I don’t remember the exact build order and don’t have the Zerg APM to do it any more, but back then I could stop 7 A.I’s doing a 20 zealots rush against me, so stopping 3 A+ doing a 20 zealot rush is pretty easily done…then I’m ahead of all ofthem combined, because by the time they realize zealot rushing wont’ work on me, they wasted their numbers advantage, and I was going to get lurkers anyway, so I lost nothing, and I was going ot get queens later anyway, because they smoke templars and smoke carriers, soI lost nothing, and I was obviously going to get defilers anyway, because they beat everything, and look at that, they all went Carriers after the 60 zealot all-in, and that was a bad idea, because I just plagued and ensnare dthem all, and I just killed 54 carriers with 200 supply of Zerg units, and didn’t los ea dmaned thing except scourtge…… And look at that, I just counter-attacked with lings and hydras and eliminatned 2 of them before the third could remax.
God is my witness, I do not lie, I am the real best Broodwar Zerg, and the only reason I’m not number 1 GM in SC2 is I’m too sick to play it.
There’s an A+ Terran who only plays one map, which isn’t a very popular map in the Korean Pro Gamer scene, and he’s very, very good on that map, and he has around a 99% win percentage on that map.
About once per year, I play that map, against him, and I’ve beaten him every time on his own favorite map as any race vs any race.
I’ll look up the map, but it has a zig-zag lane across the middle of the map, and a way to also flank and by-pass the zig-zag lane, and on the day I had in mind, I played protoss and opened 3 gate robo vs his bio build, and I got reavers and shuttles and smoked him, and had 30-something kills on one reaver at the end of the game.
Shuttle-reaver is incredibly powerful on that map, but it’s still “beatable” he just needed a few wraiths.
Moral of the story:
They shouldnt’ even allow “Thumbs Down” in Ladder, because if you only play your favorite map, you aren’t the real best strategist, you’re just a one map wonder…and you’ll never beat a top 10 GM by thumbs downing maps, because if you had to play him in BO7, you obviously auto-lose on yoru least favorite map that you never practice on.
So I played EVERY MAP in the Blizzard map pool in both Brodowar and SC2, incudig the ones that were never part of ladder, to perfection, when I could beat max Ai’s ona map AND beat any player on that map, then I was satisfied with my performance, but I literally played the hell out of broodwar and even WoL, because I was so good at the game.
I played ladder maps and beat everyone…
I played public noobs maps that they made and beat them on their own map.
I played money maps and beat everyone.
I played the Korean Pro Gamer designed maps and beat everyone, including actual Korean pros, on their own maps.
When I figure out how to send a PM to the administrator of battlereports, I’m going to ask him to check his archives of older replays, and see if he can find some of my 1vs3 experts challenges, or more importantly the two replays of me beating TadSTryker or the multiple replays of me beating Gretorp in 1vs1 and 3vs3.
For a while, I played 2vs2 with Stryker as my ally, but he was really a 1vs1 specialist and didn’t like playing 2vs2, probably because he didn’t quite “get” the fact you need only certain builds work in 2vs2, and a 2 base hydra hammer isn’t one of them…even though his hydra hammer is pretty damn hard to beat in 1vs1.
There was another very, very good prootss player that I played 2vs2 with one year, and he taught me a frew Protoss tricks with Reavers which I’m not going to explain here, because it’s one of the few advntages I still have in SC1 and SC2, but suffice it to say, we won 99% of our games on 1 base each and it didn’t matte what the opponetns were doing, we were able to scout it and hard-counter it. I was plaing Terran vultures opener, and he was going for a fast one reaver opening every game, and we beat literally everyone we played except disconnects…when the opponents saw how rigged our strategy was, they asked us sometimes, “how are we supposed to stop that?”
And were’ like, “You’re not, that’s the point.”
But like, we’d scout what the opponent is doing and it’s like, (My Ally) “Perfect. I know exactly what to do. Okay, that guy is working on a drop of his own, so you need to get some defense for that, but I’ll just work on the reavers as usual.”
And I won’t tell you how rigged my drop defense is as TP vs TP in 2vs2, but suffice it to say a well placed missile turret can trick your opponent into doing EXACTLY what you want him to do.
“You dodged the turret, lol, I WANTED you to dothat! Perfect, I get free kills anyway. You did EXACTLY what I wanted you to do, free kills either way. I put the missle turret right there, but I only did that to play with your head, I wanted to fight you in this part of my base, away from the mineral line, so I put a turret in th emineral line and another turret on the perimeter, and you fell for it and now I get free kills…and don’t even lose a unit killing it all.”
to be honest, he’s actually the highest level 2vs2 player I’ve ever seen in Broodwar, and we had a theory that every game should be won on one base, regardless of race matchups…and I still think that theory is valid in Sc2, for goodness sakes.
Forgive me, I’ve forgotten his screen name. We only played together or about a month or so, and that was around 2005 or so, but we played several hundred games together, and literally won like 99% of them except disconnects.
And we made “2vs2 Experts Only” games, so that’s about the best you can do for making a game with high competition, unless you happen to know 2 other ridiculously good players anyway.
But basically, Terran goes 1 base vulture, and protoss goes 3 gate robo, and you only need one base each and it doesn’t matter what you’re opponent’s race or build is, you should be able to win from that opener. Now obviously you rare going to adapt to whatever the opponents are doing, but the opener is the same in every race matchup for 2v2 and even 3vs3.
and no we didn’t literally win "every"game, there was one team that beat us one game, but we rematched them and beat them in the second game, but we were forced to expand in both games, eventually, because that team was probably two Koreans’s Smurf accounts.