Sun tans are what happen when you go outside and meet other people. It’s great. I recommend it to everyone. Meeting other people and getting vitamin D is the best man. You think SC2’s fun? Just wait till you meet a girl like this.
Have you ever been noodling? You cover your hand in bacon grease and hold it still under the water. You just wait for one to bite and then you yank it out of the water. You can do it for smaller catfish if you cover your thumb. Then you pinch the inside of the fish’s mouth. It’s a piece of cake. 10 out of 10 first date I would recommend.
My first girlfriend I actually threw a bucket of mud in her face on our first date, believe it or not. That’s a story for another time. If we’re ever in the same bar I will be glad to tell it to you.
What you are doing is called psychological projection. The only one here who looks like peewee is you and that’s why you’re obsessed with him. That’s fine. There’s nothing wrong with looking like peewee herman. It’s just weird to bring it up every other sentence. You’re gonna weird people out, man.
Guys like me have to put extra effort into appearing nice and friendly or we automatically look aggressive. Being called peewee herman is literally the opposite problem that I actually have lmao. Big jaw, deeply sunken eyes, large forehead, these are all things that make you look aggressive. This effect is so strong that it’s even measurable in how harsh the sentences are for criminals. The more aggressive their facial features, the harder the judge drops the hammer.
Any guy with a hyper masculine face knows this by the way, because we live it every day. Every day you can measure how nicely a cashier treats you based on whether you shaved or not. The difference is crazy man. Cashiers and waiters are easily twice as likely to engage in small talk if you shave your beard.
Please make a video of you going up to 10 random women asking if you look like pee-wee herman. I would probably die laughing as 10 of them say “Yes, yes you do.”. Also with the shaved head you look like you’re hiding a second skull under that big ol noggin. Still very pee-wee herman esque though. You couldn’t be farther from the truth calling your face “Hyper masculine”. lol.
What this tells me is that you have trouble recognizing and classifying facial features because these two photos don’t look anything alike. Might want to get tested buddy.
Let’s go through the differences for science:
Deeply sunken eyes.
Large forhead.
Big jaw.
Large chin.
Pee wee herman:
No sunken eyes.
Small, rounded forehead.
Small jaw.
Tiny chin.
The science of sociology is very interesting because it encompasses things like this which are how does your face shape affect your social status. Well if you a masculine face, people assumed you are more aggressive, less trustworthy, and in general will be more on edge around you. You have to take measures to make yourself seem kinder and more approachable. A good way to do that is to wear bright colors, maybe floral or plaid, or a t shirt with a TV show or video game character on it. Notice how in my picture I wear a mario T shift. I actually don’t play mario. It’s entirely a strategy to appear less aggressive.
So on the internet some guy thinks I look like pee wee herman and it’s like … what. What is this guy on. He’s been hitting the mary jane a little too hard if you know what I mean. If you aren’t joking you should honestly get tested. These two faces couldn’t look more different unless you changed the skin color, dude.
Like the struggling businessmen thinking his lucky break is just around the next corner, these guys think their GM promotion is after the next balance patch.
Feel like my chance to get GM has come and gone. I just don’t have the mental capacity to come home after work and seriously work to improve in the game. It’s still something that plays at the back of my mind ocasionally, but eh
Well the tough answer is that gms don’t have to work for it. They play once a month and get it anyway. Life isn’t fair but does being good at a video game matter at all? It really doesn’t. These guys have some kind of misplaced importance that is placed on being grandmaster. Well, I’ve been GM for as long as it’s been a thing at let me tell you it’s nothing special at all. What exactly do you do with a GM badge? Does it get you a girlfriend, repair your truck, save your grandma from cancer? It’s totally useless. Why anyone cares about it is beyond me.
Oh I agree it’s pretty much just meaningless internet points, like I’m fairly sure most players if they had the time could just grind out the games to eventually get GM. You only have to be particularly talented to get to the very top level.
There are loads of kids these days who just don’t know how to prioritize. They gotta identify problems in their lives and find tools and hone skills to solve those problems. So the world is a matter of asking “How can I use this to solve a problem I have?” and it’s like what on Earth are you going to do with a GM badge. It’s not a Lincoln Electric welder. It’s not a pipe wrench. It isn’t a degree in computer science from harvard. What exactly do they think they are going to accomplish by getting this mythical gm badge.
I actually suspect that Starcraft hurts your performance in the real world. Studies have been done & the #1 predictor the stop signal delay. People who can int erupt what they are doing really fast are good at starcraft. Being able to interrupt your thought process is almost identical to having a short attention span, is it not? Isn’t that going to hurt your ability to do anything that requires focus.
And yes, playing SC2 more decreases your stop signal delay. It’s a trainable behavior.
“Someone might judge me for being less than grandmaster”:
Children with autism show narrowed interests, such as an obsession with a singular video game. In this thread I have talked about sociology, psychology, strategy, irony, life success, attitude coaching, music & culture, age differences, economics, dating, physical attraction, neurology, trustworthiness, sports, the scientific method, men’s social issues, the justice system, substance abuse, fishing, and others. And we’re just barely getting started.
What should we talk about next? How about how the movement of mutalisks follows the same statistical process of ferromagnetism as a function of temperature? Why not. Let’s add physics to the list. The ising’s model relates how properties of a system overpower the inter correlated properties of the individual items in a system. Magnetism decreases as the temperature increases. There is a phase transition where the heat energy overcomes the magnetic confinement of the particles, and the system as a whole loses its magnetism. This is called a phase transition. Mutalisks also undergo phase transitions from aggressive to defensive as new properties of the game’s system emerge. It’s the same process. When mutalisks transition from stacking and hitting a spore to spreading out because a parabomb hits, it follows the ising process.
The cyclone is zerg’s second best unit. Even bugged with 25% extra damage the cyclone is still so easy to beat that I trounced Adnap so hard he rage quit the game after lecturing me about how trash I was. PiG says it’s broken but frankly the cyclone is so bad that I have no idea why anyone makes them. Easily the worst unit in the game behind the widow mine:
Lmao they removed the post calling clown crunch a man baby. Unreal. He definitely browses here. Thanks for proving the point guys.
Also absolutely nobody works sundays at blizzard which means the moderator himself browses here too. Internet corruption. This is why section 230 needs to be reformed. Moderators curate content and that makes these forums a publisher.
