Come sit on Santa Playa’s lap, but social distance style, so 6 feet away from such area, and tell me what you want to hear.
Come get that needed therapy. What is it kids? Terran is the hardest race and is solely why I’m stuck in Silver 2? I’ve played Terran before. I feel you… Toss is unbeatable late game vs Zerg? I can pretend to be the balance team, I got you.
Maybe your fav streamer is really funny and creative and totally not just a hack. I can agree to that. W/e makes one sleep better at night, I got you. Kingcobra prob invented the carrier, if you ask me.
The day has finally come where other people won’t have to make up stuff and you can get actual quotes from the horses mouth that verifies what you’ve known all along, deep down.
Let’s save esports by making sure no delusion/fallacy goes unconfirmed. Let’s also really drive home one’s conviction if there is even a shred of truth to it. Let’s make it 10 fold, so one can have their beliefs realized and understood.
A given, that doesn’t need anyone to reply… T vs P is flat out unplayable. Toss takes their third like 5 minutes before Terran. They make more stuff, they win. It’s not analogous to T vs Z because Toss units are far better and the warp prism just prints zealots in your base. I should have won esports gamer of the year award when I reached Diamond league with Terran. Facts. Book it. Do something about it. Please.
I confirm TOSS is broken every pro knew that since the start of the last patches, now newbies are starting to recognizion that. I hope that Blizzard stop to carry that trash race protoss and nerf them a lot because right now protoss is a joke race easy to use easy to win everything. No one likes protoss everyone hates them no one respect their players, they are playing another game.
The only solution is to make protoss player hate themself until they leave the game or stop to use their cheat op race. I trash on protoss player when I can, make the game unplayable for them, dont invite them to your groups dont talk to them more than for insulting for choosing the easy way, if we do that Protoss race not only will be know because its OP and its broken, protoss community will be hated and discriminated thats what we need B-)
Just look at the most successful Toss players and what made them successful. MC was the most winningest player (money) forever until Serral decided losing was for idiots, basically. Anyone consider MC one of the best players ever? No, cause he just all-in’d every game. Huk? The infamous 8 warpgate, 1 gateway all-in? Dude didn’t even have good enough macro to reach 200 supply. He literally didn’t know how to make enough units to reach 200. Yet… had his era of being a legend?
When was Parting at his best? Oh, that’s right when he all-in’d every game with immortal, sentry. It’s obvious that every Toss win/championship has been rooted in broken, brainless all-ins. So, is it really a mystery that no one respects Toss? What is there to respect? Who wants to defend vs an all-in/cheese every game?
100% of the people agree that cannon rush should be nerfed, except those who do it… yet… anything ever done? No. And you know why? Because Toss is supposed to exist for us to hate them and to make us hate ourselves for being dumb enough to play a game with a race this dumb existing in it. Mission 100% accomplished.
Enough was enough 10 years ago. This is why the US government is investigating Blizzard. Cruel and unusual punishment ring a bell? Guantanamo bay? There’s a guy right now who is getting water boarded who is saying “just don’t make me play against Protoss man, and I’ll tell you whatever.” And we thought games were supposed to be fun? This game is so twisted, due to Toss, that if anyone is in good physical health… they’re a Toss player, cause everyone else… no chance.
I almost forgot… the disruptor. Here’s how you find the biggest idiot on b. net. A guy blows up your entire army with 1 shot from a 150/150 3 supply unit and then he gloats about out microing you. Like what kind of game is this? It’s a joke. Let me right click on your army to vaporize it like 10 nuclear bombs hit it and let’s see your reaction. Clowns.
Names aren’t just handed out like candy or pulled out of a hat. They’re earned. You didn’t just randomly end up with “deadly” in your name. If this game were balanced, all of your Zerg and Toss opponents would be lifeless in game and out of game, because they’d have no chance and would have to admit defeat in game and out of game. Just end it.
I’ll take it a step further/realer. You know what man… think about this. When you lose against Terran… they’re probably hacking. Have you seen Blizzard ever do anything to maphackers? Hmm… so what incentive does your opponent have to not cheat? And you really are ready to just willy nilly accept you got outplayed? Again, who is you? You deadly bro. People just trying to hold you back and protect others. The whole participation trophy thing and everyone is a winner except the real winners. Sick society. Do something. Please.
You know how it’s kinda a mystery how animals are just born instinctively knowing things that you’re like… wow… how do they just innately know this? Every human was born innately knowing these truths about our reality. Terran is under powered and they need buffs. Duh. What do we need to get, Bill Nye the science guy in here to break it down to the balance team? It’s a scam.
Stop scamming and give Terran their buffs. Look at them having to cower in their base vs a void ray all-in. That’s no way to live or play. It’s just a joke that’s not even remotely funny, yet it persists. The question is why? They hate us cause they ain’t us, is best I can reason.
Anyone who denies this instinctive truth should probably be tarred and feathered cause… the world we be better off without liars who want the world to remain an unfair place. Why live in hell when you can make this place a heaven where Terran wins games at the appropriate amount, FINALLY. Amen.
This thread just got a little too real. Tell the children it’s bed time. I want everyone in this thread to go to a unit tester and battle with landed viking vs stalkers. If you’re a Toss player, have a barf bag nearby. If you’re a Terran player… get ready to experience the climax of your life.
Go ahead and tell your ecstasy dealer that you’re good for the week, cause you’re about to experience an euphoria that might last a life time. If you ever feel it wearing off, just load up the unit tester again and repeat it. This is why we were put on this planet. These are the moments we live for and will never forget. It makes it all worth it. Well… if you’re Toss… it’s never too late to switch races…
I agree, Protoss is OP. Feel my pain, here’s my recent replay against a Toss.
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I can’t take a third because any drones there will die to adept harass, and yet the Toss keeps up with the drone count, EVEN though I in base hatched, AND denied his bloody natural.
The void ray harass is annoying, okay, but it takes drones to make all those spores - so we stayed about even. You can’t really muta vs the phoenixes, right? By the time the Protoss gets setup on his third, he’s into late game tech. GG Hydras, you need 10 corruptors+ now. I tried a bane runby and only got a few drones. Maybe I should have done more bane runby’s? Even still, I feel like my tech was bad and should have maybe been all muta corruptors with banes underneath.
While I know I’m most likely just bad, the fact Protoss can probe so hard is scary and I don’t really feel like I either know how to use the shrouds correctly, or that they are worth going hydra bane into whatever.
Any tips? lol?
I think I may stop playing this game for awhile, my anti Toss air game sucks, haha. :-S
You’re so sly, I never know with you. This piqued my interest. So, I actually tested this out to see if we’re trolling, trying to get Playa to admit harrowing falsehoods or if carriers are aptly known as “that dude” for a reason.
First test of 198 vs 198 (to be technical!), the carriers did not skip their breakfast and what not. Some might call it a landslide. That’s their prerogative.
That said, if I had a dollar for every time vikings danced all over me, I’d be way too rich to ever talk to you guys. I’d view anyone that’s not me as a pleb at that point.
So, needless to say… the vikings made a comeback. Clearly it’s an overkill issue/micro thing. I tested 102 vs 102 supply and the vikings treated the carriers like… well let’s not get too graphic. The only thing preventing vikings from annihilating carriers like corruptors would… is overkill (how many vikings are attacking each carrier).
So, I tried max vs max again and used multiple hotkeys for the vikings. Now, this obviously isn’t game applicable for a lot of reasons. 1) Toss is always going to need some probes. They’re never going to have 200 of anything, unless it’s my “infamous” legit 200/200 tempest game where I got man/womanhandled by pure queens. 2) You can’t expect anyone to really micro vikings like this. Terran players can only be tasked with so much. The weight of the world is already on their shoulders.
Anyways, the vikings won the fight with 10 remaining in the max vs max fight, and my micro still left lots to be desired.
If you’re going to use realistic game scenarios you need a mothership to go with it. There’s definitely a reason you can only build one of those bad boys.
This is factual. Glad you pointed that out. That was an inexcusable oversight by me, and I’d be remiss to not point out the mother of all creations.
Little known Playa facts. When I make a mothership, I order pizza at the same time, because I’m just curious as to which one will arrive first. Then, when the mothership arrives, I pause the game then and there. I put on my superman costume, cause things aren’t the same as they were a second prior.
Once the mothership is out, it’s truly a Clark Kent into Superman transformation. What on god’s earth can you do? What is the kryptonite to a mothership? Have you ever seen someone beat up a ghost? You can’t kill what you can’t see. Well, maybe you can… but how would you even know?
How much HP does a mothership have? Try to make a super hero comic where your hero’s only ability is being a meat shield and see what happens. You’d get sued by blizzard in a nano second. “That’s our idea/creation” - Blizzard.
No joke, though. All it takes is taking away a volley from 5000 vikings for carriers to “be that dude” again.
Please tell the zerg crybaby crowd that it’s okay and makes complete sense to keep wailing like frightened children over terran doing well in one tournament, even though zerg has won 3 times as many premier tournaments than terran or protoss so far this year.
When you’ve been ordained as the chosen one/race, and all of the sudden your race loses a game, despite prior assurances from the balance team that this wouldn’t be allowed… I think you’re well within your rights to complain and fear this becoming a thing.
Let’s be honest. Name one fun thing about SC 2? Winning. That’s it. If you’re Zerg and you’re not complaining, you sound like a stupid loser. Get with the program. We play the game to win and we’re not having fun unless we’re winning. Zerg didn’t just skill their way to winning everything. They did it through bribery and whining, so stick with what works.
It’s prob like being an only child. You get all the attention. No one to compete with. You don’t have to work on “out doing anyone.” It’s a 1 horse race. Then all the sudden another kid comes into the picture? Umm… was I not good enough? Why is he/she getting all the attention? It’s actually kinda insulting for there to even be another race in this game than Zerg. Clearly, the other races weren’t a planned thing. Accidents that should be treated as what they are… should have been aborted and never made it into beta, let alone letting them steal wins from me now. Enough is enough. I get it. 1 win is too many.