Who are the snarkiest Protoss units?
Adepts. They’re always throwing shade.
Three Zealots and a Colossus walk into a bar...
The bartender asks if they’d like a table.
“Yes, and three high chairs so we can chat.”
I can't stand Lurkers...
They just hang out not doing anything until they have to hide
How do Protoss build Motherships?
First, they set up a meet-and-greet with a Fathership…
How many Terrans does it take to make a Thor?
Two - one to pilot it, one to provide the accent
Why don't Terrans deploy MULES at Refineries?
They don’t want them to get gassy.
Why don't Immortals have girlfriends?
They put up too many barriers.
What's the hardest part of transforming a Viking?
Convincing them to take off the horns.
Who are the worst Zerg to invite to dinner?
Locusts. They insist their hosts carry them everywhere.
Why did the Marine pick a fight with the Queen?
He wanted her to step on him.
Why do Cyclone vs Tempest fights take so long?
They’re both huge windbags.