PvZ is super balanced guys

https://i.imgur.com/MotJlGp.png

My winrates so far this season. I just lost to a protoss who accidentally rallied his first carrier into spores and let it die. Don’t worry, PvZ is super balanced. Guys with 10 second delays in the reaction to important game events are now beating GMs with 60%+ winrates in other matchups. Lmfao. Normal GM reaction speed to game events is 50 milliseconds (source: https://i.imgur.com/68UZ6qj.png).

I couldn’t believe my eyes. A carrier just walked into 2 spores and died. GM protoss ladies and gents.

EDIT:

I beat a 5300 mmr terran, twice, before running into this guy:

https://streamable.com/v3q1bh

LMFAO. Guess how long it took this game to resolve. 37 minutes. Yep, it took 37 minutes of spamming spore crawlers to beat a 4400 mmr toss with dumpster-tier unit control. I am going to go ahead and say it now. They need to revert the feedback range buff. Skytoss is flipping ridiculous. This is easily the worst iteration of the game by far.

https://i.imgur.com/y4a5HbU.png

Lmao not even apetoss can keep me out of gm. I had to have a 66/63% winrate in vZ/vT to outweigh the egregious 50% pvz winrate that imbatoss is giving me. Spores crawlers just suck vs carriers. According to sc2pulse, the winrates for gm zergs in ZvP are 54% and vs T/Z it’s roughly 59%.