Batz hasn’t been spotted in years. He gave me professor vibes. He probably died, is my theory. 1% of the population dies a year. That means on a forum with hundreds of people you’re bound to have some of them die, and since he hasn’t been spotted in years, well, it’s a natural conclusion to come to. I have more of the billionaire playboy vibes, always talking about chicks and cars and using terms like “bro” that batz would never use. But the trolls on these forums are far too dense to tell the difference. Then again, they used to accuse literally everyone of being a “batz”. Goba was a “batz” at one point in time even though they couldn’t have been more different in personality. A guy who talks like a bird and uses “LUL” every other post is the same, according to bnet crazies, as a professor who has to edit his posts 500 times to have perfect grammar. Like I said, the people on these boards are legit schizos who can’t tell what direction is up or down.
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Dude, you’re talking like a complete madman. Once again, can you prove it wasn’t you ? You are “tehbatz”. Your very narrative in your every comment indicates you’re tehbatz. Bragging about your accomplishments every day, pretending you know how politics, women or marketing works etc.
Using some mathematical formulas to insist protoss is imbalanced, when these formulas prove nothing. How can Serral’s loss to MaNa prove protoss is PvZ favoured ? Maybe Serral wasn’t even trying, or MaNa did some cheesy build off-chance and caught Serral off guard ? Do your mathematical formulas take that into account as well ?
And finally accusing Neuro of cheating - barcode zerg is 100% you, because in one of our previous conversations you confirmed you accused him, Psy and InControl of hacking. Check mate.
Batz was an ego maniac who always promoted himself no matter how controversial the methods. It’s pretty clear you are batz, and you are using this as some weird self promotion strategy. Listen, nobody is interested in your drama with neuro, so please stop bringing it up. I know you are proud of it, being a troll and constantly lauding your accomplishments, but it’s frankly obnoxious and cringy. Not everyone enjoys your twisted sense of humor. Only batz could think of such a vile self promotion method. Yikes, what a psycho.
I would be offended if I was dead-named as Batz and not SLAMMER, too.
I’ve come to the conclusion that you are neuro. It would make a lot of sense, actually. You know, since we are playing the game of “accuse random people of being your favorite celebrity without reason or proof” game. I am sure we have a Brad Pit and Donald Trump lurking here, too.
Thrasher is Goba, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. He’s an enormous batz fan. Trolling is his specialty and he was particularly obsessed with batz. So here’s my theory. Goba either was batz, or was friends with batz, and he’s trying to use batz to milk salt out of the forum like he used to on his Goba account. He’s likely abs and Eliwan and the others.
Bnet has always had issues with trolls like this, unfortunately. It’s why nobody posts here except trolls. It’s actually funny how I found out about this too. Thrasher sent me a friend invite on bnet but forgot to change his battle.net tag. You see, battle.net changed so that your in game name was different than your tag, and he forgot to change it from “goba” before messaging me. Oops, the troll slipped up, and got caught. For some reason he’s now obsessed with trolling me. Why? Nobody could possibly comprehend the mind of Batz/goba.
With receipts, of course. I received a bnet friend invite at the same time as recieving this forum message:
Thrasher messages me, telling me to accept his friend request:
https://i.imgur.com/LQvL0GF.png
Sc2pulse recognizes ShadowDragon#1216031 as goba:
https://i.imgur.com/TRF10Wk.png
Finally, from my friends list, ShadowDragon#1216031:
https://i.imgur.com/S2VI8KF.png
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. He seemed like a friendly guy, which is why was reserved in concluding that abs was him. But then his thrasher accounts pops up twice in abs’s thread, parroting abs’s trolling. So yeah. It’s definitely goba. I thought his trolling was funny in the past, but this crosses a line that I can’t condone. Is he also Miro, Sentry, Eliwan? Probably. Just being realistic here.
Sadly I’m not Goba just his #1 fan. Bonus points if you can find any of my other alts.
I am sorry, I didn’t mean to give you the impression I cared. I used the nuclear option specifically to underscore that I didn’t. Enjoy trolling the dead forums where the last 5 people who post here now know who you are.
sc2 drama makes my peepee soft 
Get angry at the supreme court, decaying infrastructure and how slavery is technically legal at the federal level, not sc2 things.
Sc2 is dead. The balance counsel has pointed the ship towards the edge of the earth & tied the rudder.
By the way, another account popped up called Hyperion. In Hyperion’s chat history, they discuss a game. In that game there is a mission called BabaYaga, which is a well known name for several of Goba’s alt accounts. My powers of inference are amazing, even to myself. I wonder how long he spent logging into accounts to find the one that would be the least suspicious only to be found in 2 minutes by a graph algorithm that sorts connections by degrees of freedom. Lmao.
So yes, when multiple accounts move in lockstep, it’s one troll on several accounts:
This is what’s called a Freudian slip, by the way. Goba explains how he views himself. He views himself as BabaYaga, the mythological Scandanavian witch who traps children & eats them alive. Obviously it refers to the trolling traps he sets up. But this gives you an insight into the psychology of this nut & how he views these forums. These forums are his home where he traps the children to eat them alive. It’s poetic -genius even- but most definitely demented.
Now how does batz fit into this picture. He’s an absurdly high IQ jester-like character. If you are familiar with the psychology of the fool, jesters were employed by kings to be their most trusted advisors. Why? Because the jester was capable of giving the king feedback that everyone else feared to speak for fear of being beheaded. And so the jester was the king’s most genius advisor who was capable of saying anything in the court – even things nobody else dare say. He was able to do this through the use of humor which made the discussions light hearted. Obviously the concept of a jester is antithetical to the concept of BabaYaga, because the goal is to use humor to talk about tough topics without causing incoherent rage. BabaYaga on the other hand, wanted to ensnare children in rage-provoking trolls. It’s not hard to see why Goba is obsessed with batz. Batz was the antithesis of Goba. Unfortunately Batz is long gone. He hasn’t been sighted in years. And so Goba attacks random people to try to relive his glory days when he had an arch nemesis to fight.
To quote the infamous Saul Goodman: “It’s too small! I don’t care about it! It’s nothing to me! It’s a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can’t even imagine – you can’t conceive what I am capable of! I am so far beyond you, I am like a God in human clothing! Lightning shoots from my fingertips!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjYXNonafzo&t=140s
Jimmy is an interesting character to psycho analyze. He’s a pathological manipulator. He does it even without thinking. He’s so good at it it happens on a sub concious level. So in this scene he convinces Howard that Chuck’s death is his (Howard’s) fault. He does this even though he knows he (Jimmy) killed Chuck. Jimmy didn’t only kill Chuck, he destroyed Chuck’s entire legacy and drove him to madness only to pull the plug on him once he was no longer useful. And even after Chuck’s death, he still finds use in Chuck to manipulate Howard. The subconcious motivation behind Jimmy’s motivations is clear as day: he was jealous of his brother, and wanted to destroy everything he had build, including his associates. Howard was enemy #2 as far as Jimmy was concerned. He didn’t shed a single tear when the mexican drug cartel killed Howard.
What’s perplexing to me is the series finale. Jimmy goes to prison to save his girlfriend, his girlfriend being the only one he shows any sympathy towards in the entire story. And that’s mainly because she is the girl who likes the “bad boys” and sides with Jimmy and enables him. In the end, Jimmy realizes she didn’t fully understand him, and that he had sucked her into his games & destroyed her in the process, and he felt bad. And so he jumped on his own grenade to save her, even though it would’ve been easy to blame it all on her and make her his patsy. So he lives the rest of his life in prison, being satisfied in destroying Chuck and living out his grand fantasy of being a mastermind manipulator, and taking solace in saving the one person who cared about him. Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Of course, his only regret was Walter White, and how he severely underestimated him. He created Walter as a solution to his problem with Gus Fring, but in the process created a monster that not even he, Saul “Mastermind” Goodman, could control. The breaking bad series was the best tv series ever made. Nothing else will ever top it. It’s all downhill from here. Humanity has peaked.
To be fair, if you list out all the stuff I’ve done in my life, it sound fantastical. But that was the point. To live a life that makes a good story. Wouldn’t feel right to leave out all of the bad/embarrassing stuff, though.
Oh yeah, I share loads of embarrassing stories. I shared one not too long ago about getting a steroid injection in the rear and how every nurse in the hospital was there to help. One was practically giving me a back massage. She was trying to be soothing, I think. It was an ischiogluteal injection for a sports injury. It’s the most sensitive of sensitive areas, if you know what I mean. It’s where the hamstring attaches to your pelvis. Every apprentice in the building needed to be there for that one, apparently. It was much needed training, lmao. Of course, it had absolutely nothing to do with an athletic man needing an injection in his butt. No, of course not. We’re strictly professional in this hospital.
That’s how you know the people on these boards are either trolls or hyper anti social. Sharing things about yourself is considered bragging, needing attention, etc, and they are weirdly insecure of other people’s accomplishments. Translation, basic social interactions are viewed negatively, in other words. So he’s either a troll whose goal is to attack, or he literally never goes outside his house, like ever. The amount of paranoia it takes to interpret basic social interactions in such a negative way is frankly pathological. You have to have a complete misunderstanding of the social interaction process & how to interpret other’s motivations. So he’s either borderline schizophrenic or he’s doing it deliberately aka is a troll.
Goba popped up twice in this process, on different accounts & parroting the same talking points, so it’s almost certainly Goba being a troll.
The idea that sharing things about yourself is “bragging” is especially absurd in this context, because on these forums it is a guaranteed way to be vehemently attacked by dozens of legit psychos. So the idea that it’s to brag is absurd. I could brag to bodacious babes on tinder and be lathered in the cutest, sweetest replies. Why post here? Certainly not for the attention, lmao. Anytime I post here, it is truly soul crushing. I come away from this place questioning my faith in humanity. These people need to find Jesus or something. I don’t know what the solution is.
Probably not that lol.
Have you ever wondered why Portland has a bum pandemic? It’s because they browse websites like bnet. It’s cataclysmic to your psyche. After reading 3 posts here, the only solution at that point is to hit head to a corner alley and hit a pipe. I read this place and I gotta head to the back porch for a stress smoke.
So anyway, I got another one for you. In the culture I grew up in, performance arts were highly emphasized. My culture is disproportionately represented in Broadway, the music industry, television, so on and so forth. Everyone here knows how to play at least 2 instruments (except me, because IDGAF). Dan Reynolds of Imagine Dragons is a great example. Christina Aguilera is another. So I grew up being on a stage & performing in front of people. Everything from sermons to ballroom to band (I played trombone).
So anyway, we were headed to a regional event where my group was supposed to perform a humorous skit. It was a competition with big prizes. Naturally, I was selected as the one to introduce my group to the audience. I worked it all out in my brain. I had the perfect setup and punchline mapped out in my brain. So I go to the stage, introduce the name of our group, and ask everyone what their pronouns are. I point the microphone their way. Silence. I then follow it up with, “Well, my friends and I identify as clowns, so don’t be afraid to laugh. You might think to yourselves, 'Am I being mean? Is it wrong to laugh at something so pathetic – so sad!” My friends are dressed as clowns, and acting silly in the background. I continue, “These clowns are just so very, very sad’.” I say this as I point up and down at my friend, who puts on a frownie face. I continue, “But I say to you, be not ashamed! Let your laughter out. Let it spill out – let it explode!”. I point the microphone at them again. Again, silence. “That’s not how you laugh! Let me show you! Hahahahahahahahahah!”. I point the microphone at each of my friends, and they each start laughing, “hahaha” and “hahaha”. At this point, the crowd is giggling a bit. And so I say to them, “Let’s try this again! THREE! TWO! ONE!” and I point the microphone at them! They all laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
This is where the embarrassing part is. I forgot the punchline. To this day, I still don’t remember what it was. So they are laughing but I am panicking. I can’t remember what the punchline was. So do it again. “That’s better! But still NOT ENOUGH! Let’s give it our ALL!” and I point the mic at them again. And this time the whole crowd is into it. I am just buying to time. I still can’t remember the gosh darn punchline. The laughter dies down and I feel my face going red. Crap, what was I supposed to do after this. I remember looking at this one kid on the front row. He had a chubby face and was just fascinated by me, staring with earnest and waiting for what I’d say next. I had him in the palm of my hand, and I forgot. So I awkwardly say, “That’s better! Now, let the show begin!” and I awkwardly shuffled off the stage.
I’ve spent the rest of my life trying to remember what the punchline was. I can’t. It was a stroke of sheer genius and I forgot. My mind failed me when I needed it most.
Whoops, this line is supposed to be, “My friends identify as clowns, so our pronouns are ‘Ha! Ha!’ and ‘He he!’, so don’t be afraid to laugh.” Hopefully that ties it together a bit better. And before the canadians on the forums get our your pitchforks, this isn’t a joke about transgenderism – just calm down. It’s a skit involving a clown who falls in love with a tree stump.
A man with an axe tries to kill the clown, but each swing of the axe misses. The clown is unaware, being the sad fool that he is. He’s too busy looking at the flowers and such. Each time he notices something new, the axe misses, and each time the axe misses it hits the tree. Blow by blow, he cuts the tree down. The tree falls over, killing the man with the axe. He’s too busy trying to kill the clown. Finally realizing what happens, the clown hugs the tree. Corny, I know, but it’s supposed to be lighthearted and fun.
Canadians are the stereotypically pre-offended? I thought it’s more like the Californians. 
It really depends on the county, honestly. The north eastern part of Cali is fairly sane but people from sanfran can be legitimately insane. There are a lot of tech companies fleeing silicon valley to move to utah valley near where I live. I heard a story about apartments costing $8,000/month with 30% occupancy and how people were living out of motorhomes instead. So these people will work for a silicon valley tech company for a few years, living out of a motorhome, but then move out to another state like texas or utah and start a new career. They bring their fortune with them and buy a really nice house. It’s a huge issue for silicon valley because it’s fueling a competitive market. You can be 100% certain that all the new tech companies that are popping up everywhere are all being created in this manner. Big tech’s monopoly is eroding before our very eyes. Honestly it’s like a type of mitosis. Silicon Valley grew too large & has divided into different factions. They all do their analysis for where they want to move their company to & pick the place most compatible. So the people fleeing Cali are more similar to the place they are headed than the place they are leaving.
But yeah the people from sanfran will have a strange odor on their clothes, a nose ring, and say ridiculous nonsense like “Elon musk is literally, like, hitler, man.” Elon Musk, the man who gave the world electric cars & become the champion of free speech, isn’t liberal enough for them and that’s how you know they are legitimately coo-coo.
LMAO
This is what happens when you speak of things you have no clue about. At least use google before you start talking nonsense.
Btw you’re using your second barcode account to speak to yourself Batzy ? How is it going ?
Of course I knew it was Indonesian. I also knew you couldn’t resist correcting me. Who could possibly know so much about BabaYaga except BabaYaga himself? Thus it is proved. I am playing 4D chess, you are playing tic-tac-toe.
That’s one of the reasons I got so wealthy on the housing market.
All the people I know from San Fran are Asians (and mostly conservative). I visited there in 2010 just before joining the Army and it was the most gorgeous city I’d ever seen. Went back mid pandemic and it was literally disgusting. Needles and feces everywhere you go.
I’m actually fairly liberal (at least by 2006 standards), but all their townships are turning into disgusting wastelands. Meanwhile, I could sell like 65% of my net worth and get a nice starter home in LA or San Fran. Like who would live there? You can get a job somewhere else people.