Hatching army from larva

Zerg Discussion
1

the goal of zerg is to get a ton of army

z(x + y)^2 = 2000 lbs

ex: 1 zergling = 150 lbs, with speed and as, + 50lbs, + 50 lbs
fully upgraded zergling = 250 pounds
hydra = 1000 pounds + grooved, muscular (375 pounds each)

a ton of army is one crackling and one fully evod hydra

2

i was completely in the wrong:
1 zergling = 666 pounds

3

1 roach is 1200 pounds i just spent an hour figuring those two out

4

i have an avant garde suggestion:

  1. how much does 1 corrosive bile weigh?
    60 pounds?

  2. how much does 1 acid saliva weigh?
    16 pounds?