Clash of titans: avilo vs batz vs playa

The greatest forum posters from Terran, Protoss and Zerg… Who would win

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That depends, are they playing the game against each other, or having a whining contest? Or are we locking them in a small room with each other and watching to see who walks out?

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Avilo would that hands down no contest. The whining that comes from him is quality salt. Bats might have a chance with his faulty free Terrab unit theory.

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i didn’t know avilo posted here. i thought he just cries live…

Only one of those three has an IQ higher than 9.

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True but avilo only has noodle arms so it balances out

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Higher than 9? It might be even over 9000! I bet on avilo!

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Well, it has been a while since I’ve watched Karate Kid, so gotta admit I don’t have any Bruce Lee 1 inch punches or anything in the repertoire atm.

I’m under the impression it takes a karate poser to battle an elite karate poser. Well, thebatz is a crazy person. He prob just tries to bite people or this: - YouTube

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If we lock them in a room, Avilo will petition his remaining viewers to harass Playa and Batz until they have a mental breakdown, refusing to talk to anyone, let alone leave the room after.

If it’s a game, Batz loses handily. The dude plays 2vs2 and we all know team games take little to no skill, compared to 1vs1. Avilo is too easy to hard counter since all he does is turtle…which leaves Playa the opportunity to mass Disruptors for a fairly easy win.

In a whine contest, Avilo wins. Playa rambles but sometimes he has valid points and Batz just vomits out the dumbest, most contradictory crap ever…it’s not even enjoyable…it’s just embarrassing.

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Not sure if avilo is even alive anymore tbh. Batz has scatterplots on his side, but playa is a “published author” so really what can you do…

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The question is, what does the BBB have planned for IEM?

Ooh can we get a teaser?

It doesn’t involve Battle.net, sorry.

So then avilo or playa?

Probably playa

Avilo with his toxic behavior

Batz armed with his convenient statistics machine gun

But Playa has his great wall (of text) to defend against it

It’s a tough call, Playa might win versus Batz cause his wall protects him versus bullets but not versus chemical weapon, but Batz win versus avilo cause bullets kill faster than chemicals

So Avilo > Playa > Batz > Avilo

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considering I’m 1k mmr above one of them and 500 above the other, it shouldn’t even be a competition

You aren’t. You are about 5k mmr. Avilo last time I checked is only 5.7, putting him 200 mmr lower than me.

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Team games don’t count, you might as well subtract 1500 MMR if you’re going to use that as a baseline in 1vs1.