Breaking new photo

Breaking new photo from the front lines of the whine-war where players have decided that Blizzcon has proved zerg is OP before it has even happened yet:

https://i.imgur.com/eP78HEr.png

Nevermind the fact that they make predictions that are literally impossible to occur, ZERG IS OP!

Nevermind the fact that swarm hosts had a 50% win-rate in 5% of games in WCS fall, they are broken and your are an alt-right dog-whistler for proving it (yes, that was literally his argument).

Nevermind the fact that the infestor has a negative win-rate, infestors are hitler incarnate!

Nevermind the fact that Protoss have a higher win-rate in the late-game than Zerg, zerg late-game is unbeatable!

Nevermind the fact that you showed a trend exists in average ELO rankings in Aligulac, ELO deltas in Aligulac, matchup trends in Aligulac, odds to win tournaments, your point still hasn’t been proved. YOUR POINT HAS NEVER BEEN PROVED. Also, I definitely don’t need to back up my claim that you never proved your point, despite my unjustified dismissal of all the evidence!

You see, they don’t care about the rules. They don’t care about the facts nor the logic. Zerg is broken. Understand? It’s broken and that’s all that matters. They’ve won the debate and you should be ashamed of yourself for existing, you dirty zerg apologist -

Debating whiners on the topic of balance is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

Sar·casm

noun

  1. the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

Thanks for conviniently putting all your unproven claims in one place! I was worried I might have to actually put a little effort into making a fool of you this time, but you did the job for me… again.

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kek

20 characters…

Just stop, get some help

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I am the help, bb, and I’ve come to save you.

The bats counter-whine compilation

Statistical data compilation coming next

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You are an incredibly special person Batz. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

now if only he’d put all that energy into something better…

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