Except, again, it wouldn’t.
MOBAs are inherently different in the way they work from the ground up, and frankly while being somewhat balanced, can never be completely balanced because of the sheer number of champions they have. Champions which, I might add, picked on a player by player basis even in pro play, with thought for composition and what the team itself is angling towards with regards to their strategy and the team’s playstyle. And they most certainly do not, under any circumstance, have forced mirror matchups.
About the only thing “forced” about mobas is that the player has to play a champion, the team has 5 people aside, and they all play on the same map, in their respective positions. Which is exactly the same thing that sc2 currently does, though with different player counts.
Man, I get the feeling that one day you’ll be the recipient of a Darwin Award (and before you say anything, because I sincerely doubt you know what that is, no - it’s not a good thing).