What is it with all the skinny 6 pack dudes in this game? Where all the dad bods at? Do they not exist in the Overwatch universe? You mean to tell me they have all this food and nobody eating any of it?
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The standard is for every man to have a 6 pack unless:
- He drinks a lot
- He is past 75(optional)
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well you see if you moved about like the characters you would have that also, unless you had a medical condition.
a dad bod is a well look after body, that let itself go, not one that never tried, just to be clear.
roadhog
food=/=fat
lazy/garbage food = fat (or a disorder lol)
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I’d generally expect anyone acting as effectively a superhero on the battlefield would generally be in rather great shape.
They tend to go hand in hand. All the huge bulky dudes are in tank role.
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Torb, a dad with the “bod” you’re talking about
There’s no far chick’s? Mei OG winter skin in her pajamas people were upset about because it showed she wasn’t fat she was “thick”
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They have jobs with highly demanding physical aspects.
You would sort of expect it.
Anyways,
there’s
Torb
Junkrat
Roadhog
Sigma
Mauga
We can also go the same & say the majority of the girls are thin, skinny things.
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Replace every character with an ogre model with gamer neck and hairy legs so the twitter goblins can feel included. Pretty girls remind them too much of outside, and that’s where the bad grass is.
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Nooo sigma should have been a shriveled up hunched over skinny guy, he doesn’t use his muscles at all he floats everywhere
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Im on that 4500cal diet to hit my Mauga bod by the 4th of July.
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Sigma seems to have been a rather large guy before. I’d imagine that they have the technology to stop body atrophy from happening, so he kept what he had & didn’t build anything new.
that being said, I would love it if blizz would lean a bit more into the body horror aspect of things. i think it would be neat.
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Roadhog? Winston? Torb? Wrecking Ball?
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I know you did not just say Hammond has a dad bod.
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have you seen his azmodan skin? he has man boobs
also the interaction with symmetra. he says he eats a lot
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Everything about this game is unrealistic my guy.
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People like looking at good looking people.
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Hog? Mei? Also just stop, not every single thing needs representation. Im fat, I could care any less what these fictional characters look like as long as they are fun to play with lol
Actually though, I would LOVE a guy with a nice dad bod. I have a thing for themđź’€
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The small mammal has reached peak male performance.
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Did somebody ask for Six Pack?
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Section 8 is the tv series / movie DC would make if they actually wanted an audience.
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