The Puns Wars :)

Right here y’all. Everyone is allowed! This is the pun wars!
Rules-no balance changes(revert Mercy etc), and you must have fun! :kai:

This will be ABSOLutely aMEIzing :stuck_out_tongue:

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Where does Winston go to drink?
A dive bar.

What does Dr Ziegler drive? A Mercydes.

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Reinhardt has a cold hardt.

Why is Lucio good at parties?
He sure knows how to break it down.

Why is Mei good at parties?
She knows how to break the ice.

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Rein hardt makes me Rein hard.

Oh no that’s the name of the leader of the Gestapo during WW2!

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The happy squid icon is colossaly popular.
(Kill me)

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What is Tracer’s least favourite game? Starring contest, because she always blinks.

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What is A- Wait, wrong fandom.

When brigitte is picked, a tracer will switch in a blink of an eye.
Nah this one is bad, ignore it xD

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I feel like this thread could use a more rules…
The last time a made a thread like this my friend saw it and now Shimadat me.

Rule 1: This is mei weird so everyone remein calm.
Rule 2: Keep your hanzoff everyone else’s jokes.
Rule 3: And if someone does steal your joke, just shrug it off and find anather one.

gonna let myself out now…

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When I learned how to aim no longer was a Rat main than became a Hamster main instead. This was probably horrible but whatever.

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Don’t…
You are perfect for this place.

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It took me a while to understand.
But it’s passable.

It’s reining outside.

What do you call a team full of Symmetras? Symmetrical.

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When a pachimari get’s killed with a dragonblade, it allways makes be cry

Have mercy on poor Mercy and do a reverberating revert that will echo around forums like an achoo.

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How does symmetra keep her car smelling fresh?
She uses a scent-tree.

What did mei say when she drove her car into a tree?
Trees… Don’t move.

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what does reaper say when moira makes him dessert?
Pie… Pie… Pie!