Pachimaris never die!
You meant purrfect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What’s Hanzo’s favorite board game?
Scattergories.
Guess that joke doesn’t really work anymore, but ah well. XP
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What kind of drink would Winston order at a bar?
A fuzzy nipple.
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What’s winstons favourite cigarrete?
a Winston
I bet Ana would love Camels.
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What killed the dinosaurs?
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METEOR STRIKE!
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I’m not good with puns, so I’ll leave that to somebunny else…
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If you want dating advice, Zarya is your best bet. You can tell that she is the best at matchmaking: the power of attraction is so strong, humans, onmics, even animals practically gravitate to her!
If you’re looking for someone to establish a bond, one so strong others can see, ask for the beloved Mercy. She’s always on the fly, but you best bet that she’s here for you.
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Widow: “Hey Zen, let’s go drinking!”
Zenyatta: “No thanks, I’m a light weight”
Widow: “C’mon, one shot never killed any–
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Zenyatta:
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How does Pharah order her beverages?
Just ice.
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Hello everyone, i am daredevil and i am a complete punnatic, and i need to seek help.
…And Symmetra drives a Vish car. 
…To the car wash. 
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You meant to sometwo else
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Mei threw a snowball at the enemies.
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This is wrong:
Why is Torbjorn’s family worried for his mental health?
He has turrets.
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As much as I hate to reuse a pun I recently posted… (ok, like 2 weeks ago)
How many Lucios does it take to score a goal in Lucioball??
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A Brazillian!! 
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That is terrible yet funny af
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What do you call a mei enemy.
Your worst enemei
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What did Reaper say after killing mercy? This was a mercy killing